What would the police find in your pockets?

[manicscousers]

just emptying my coat and wondered what the police would think, I had
a penknife, a pair of secateurs, a pair of latex gloves  :o some string, a couple of plant labels, an old, empty carrot seed packet, a carrier bag and some tissues, the mind boggles  ;D

[manicscousers]

[asbean]

obviously been up to no good  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[flossy]

 

  Manics, you're under arrest ---   carrying dangerous implements that could endanger

  the life of a marrow,  and leaving incriminating evidance whilst in the posession of

  latex gloves,     whilst endangering the general public with flu virus, littering, and the

  means to carry off and abscond with said marrow,  piece of string found on suspect was

   found to cause harassment to the general public by insistant enguiries as to how long it

   was !     You are so charged and confined to 23hrs in one week on the lottie, !


   ......     :o

[manicscousers]

 ;D ;D ;D

[grawrc]

OMG you are so right! I shudder to think what they'd find if they checked out the boot of my car!!  Mind you since I'm neither a teenage boy nor black I think I'd have an above average chance of not being stopped in the first place and getting away with it if I were.
Oops cynicism showing! :-[ :-[ :P

[saddad]

I always have my knife... OH had to stop me as we entered East Mids airport and insist it went in the case...

:-[

[manicscousers]

Ray used his penknife to open a pack of bread in a cafe the other day, I was terrified someone would make a fuss, don't know the law on it?

[Chrispy]

Ray used his penknife to open a pack of bread in a cafe the other day, I was terrified someone would make a fuss, don't know the law on it?

3 inch max for pen knives.

[Borlotti]

A couple of courgettes (hardly an offensive weapon) and dried runner bean pods and dried sweet pea pods (might they be drugs), don't know, but often go to Morrisons after the allotment to buy some meat, with a bag full of vegs but always show them and apologise for my dirty hands, so could prove I hadn't stolen them, but do look a bit guilty.  Yet to get arrested.

[simmo116]

i remember when i first got the lottie. my neibour watched me fill the car up with shovels rope and a big roll of plastic. he hadent seen the miss's for a few days. i wonder what he was thinking....lol

[cornykev]

I was arrested the weekend.









For breaking into a fiver.    ;)     ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Borlotti]

Thought it might be an empty can of beer.  ;D ;D

[cornykev]

Ive give up alcohol.    :o   ;D ;D ;D

[BarriedaleNick]

I once had to go to court (in a rush - forgot to pay a ticket!) and turned up with:
A wire stripper
Leatherman Wave tool with at least three pointy sharp bits
A big lump of a tool for making network cables
Two screwdrivers
About 20 assorted screws
and a pair of cable cutters..

Ran straight through the metal detector, alarms went off and I got stopped by a very reasonable chap who didnt blink an eye as I poured the above plus loads of coins onto his tray before letting me on my way..

[plainleaf2]

a wallet, keys, Swiss army knife with 45  parts, 32 gig flash drive, rabbits foot.
1974 dollar coin.

[manicscousers]

barriedalenick, that makes Ray's penknife seem like nothing.. ;D

[Ninnyscrops.]

In my "gillet", "windvest","jerkin" or "garden sleeveless jacket" or whatever they are called nowadays I have..

Allotment knife
Pencil and paper
Plastic plant labels
Allotment key
Bits of string
Plastic carrier bags
Plant labels
An old piccy of my where my grandfather's allotment was
A rolled up leaflet on Wolf tool attachments
Some seeds that have fallen out of a packet (or maybe several) at sometime all tucked in the corners
..............and a sales CD on a Mantis Tiller..........I can dream!

Ninny

[Jeannine]

Well not pockets.. but in my handbag I always carry... screwdriver, sewing set,tape measure, band aids, pills, handcleaner,handcream,small towel, paper hankies, wet wipes,Swiss army knife, half a dozen favourite small stones, piece of amber,change purse with keys attached ,large wallet, address book, notebook with things I am looking for, other note book,mirror, make up bag,hairbrush,carmap,nail file, small scissors, a small piece of needlework, book,indigestion tablet bottle, change of undies,epipen,allergy tablets, non latex gloves, itch stick,ashma spray, allergy cream,plastic bags, small bottle with water,reading glasses,sunglasses, ladies "things",fountain pen,pencil, Biro pen, 2 cotton hankies,cough sweets, hard candy,passport,small teddy.. various things I need for the day, for eg currently a watch going for repair, a ceramic tile as I am looking for a match,envelope full of coupons for this week, a grout cutter that needs to go back as it broke and a small hammer that I need to find a replacement for.

Oh and usually a wee box that contains little plastic bags which are often full of seeds and cuttings that present themselves to me as I go about my day...


Typical bag I think..pockets don't work for me!!

XX Jeannine

[Froglegs]

Well not pockets.. but in my handbag I always carry...


Typical bag I think..pockets don't work for me!!

XX Jeannine

Wet wipes,Swiss army knife,change a undies,non latex gloves and a large wallet, :o :o the mind boggles  :-X  ;)  ;D

Can be found in my pockets  me knife, a lighter,3 nails and a screw,some cable tidys,73p in change and me phone.

[1066]

I just wonder how big some peoples bags and pockets are  :D I'm sure I'd get backache from carrying all that stuff!!