Sunshine pass the parcel.

[carolinej]

Day 44.

Dont blame me ;D ;D ;D

Q: What is square and green?

A: A lemon in disguise

cj :)

[carolinej]

[carolinej]

Great news about the parcel ;D

You have saved the day! No jokes for a whole 24 hours ::) (unless Star sneaks one in ;))

I used to live where it is going next. But I'm not saying anything till Tom's clue is solved :-X

cj :)

[star]

Hmmmm.....I might pm Tom, I got a clue right the other day on his swop. Im still getting over the shock lol ;D ;D ;D ;D

[carolinej]

Will Post Clue Late

Was waiting for you , Tom. Or would you like me to do one?

I got a clue right the other day

Practice makes perfect ;D

cj :)

[star]

What's black, white and red all over?
A nun falling downstairs!

What goes "Now you see, me now you dont?"
A zebra on a pelican crossing!

What do zebras have that no other animal has?
Baby zebras!

[carolinej]

Day 46.

Star, I knew you wouldnt be able to resist ;D ;D ;D

Well, no news and no clue so, first a clue.......

Officially the Uk's happiest town ;D with lots of squirrels to feed in the park and nurse sharks on the seafront :o

And now for the joke.....

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO...........After Mr. and Mrs.
Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany
her on her trips to Wal-Mart.Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was
like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get
in and get out.Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like
most women--she loved to browse.
One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has
been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot
tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you
from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are
listed below and are documented by our video surveillance
cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off
at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an
official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right
away.'
4. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to
put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5.September 14: Moved a
'CAUTION - WET FLOOR'sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department.
7. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used
it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
9. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while
loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
11. December 6: In the auto department,he practiced his
'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed
'OH NO!IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
And last, but not least
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the
door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's
no toilet paper in here!

'Regards,Wal-Mart


cj :)

[debster]

me thinks Bournemouth
:)

[carolinej]

Methinks you could be right ;D

cj :)

[star]

Hey I was right 2 pages ago though :P ;D ;D

[carolinej]

Day 47.

Hey I was right 2 pages ago though

Ok then, give yourself a gold star ;D

No news again , so .....

A new wine has been invented for seniors.

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make  to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



PINO MORE   

cj :)

[star]

Hooo Noooooooooo thats really awfully good/bad.

It made me chuckle ;D ;D ;D ;D

[flowerofshona2007]

I thought about being really mean and keep quite a few days so you suffer a few more jokes  ;D but i decided enough pain was being inflicted  ;D
It arrived this afternoon and i have rummaged and it will be on its way tomorow morning.

Clue ????

One of the "Gateways" to the Cotswolds ??

[gunnerbee]

Hey is it me  :)

[carolinej]

Day 48.

flowerofshona2007, thanks for the fast turnaround ;D

Are you inferring that my jokes are less than hysterical? I know of many people who have been driven hysterical by my joke telling ;D

gunnerbee...........you wouldnt really want us to tell you, would you? ::)

Oh ok then, its you ;D Keep pan eye out fo rthe postie. Be gentle with him ::)

cj :)

[gunnerbee]

ohh great, My Rottweiler is at the ready for the postman!!
thank-you,

[star]

What do you get if you cross a Rottie with a Retriever?

A dog that bits the arm off the postie and brings it back to you ::)

Handy that....... no 'arm in it........ all 'armless fun.........................Ive got me coat........slinks away :-\

[carolinej]

Oooo err! You seem to be getting as bad as me, star ;D ;D ;D

What are you doing up at midnight anyway? You naughty girl :o ;D

cj :)

[star]

 ;D ;D ;D I like to garden at night, I'm a night rake ::) ::) ::)

[springbok]

;D ;D ;D I like to garden at night, I'm a night rake ::) ::) ::)

Star you must be really into lunar planting then ;)

[carolinej]

Day 49.

Well, we now know that the faint glow we all see in the sky is Star's cap lamp as she gardens at midnight ;D

No news is bad news.....here we go again ;D

The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
"You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said.

"Try playing a game of fetch with him."

"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said. "Why not?" the doctor asked.

"Because," she replied, "He can't throw."

cj :)