Sunshine pass the parcel.

[Robert_Brenchley]

Best thing to do; she keeps telling us she's finished with us, then she does it all over again. It's obvious trolling. Pretend she's not there, and she'll have to go away.

[Robert_Brenchley]

[carolinej]

Day 9.

I hope everyone is feeling ok after the events of yesterday on A4A :) :-*

There was no news on the parcel today. I would give you all a day off to rest your heads, but ..............nah ::)

So brace yourself.........

Knock, Knock
Who's there? Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.

;D ;D ;D
cj :)

[Dadnlad]

No sign of a sunny parcel yet :'(, but weather due to perk up tomorra, have knitted 'the lad' a balaclava to prevent id :o, and we'll have the postie in our sights just before 9 o/c   ;D ;D ;D

[star]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D I do feel so sorry for the posties, they get mugged, ambushed eyed up in a frenzied manner. And they still come back to our houses. Are they on danger money? ;D ;D ;D

[Jeannine]

ours is on a bike ::)

[star]

Speedy getaway!!


Here's another dreadful joke..................




Q. What goes in dry, comes out wet and gives real satisfaction?





















A. A tea bag :D

[carolinej]

 ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

[carolinej]

Day 10.

Well, dadnlad, I assume that your postman mugging episode this morning came to nothing , as there is no news on the parcel.

Sooooooooooo, here we go again ;D

Q: What do chickens grow on?

A: Eggplants.

Yes, they are getting worse. ;D

Come on parcel, we need you to turn up, to put a stop to these awful jokes ???

cj :)

[Dadnlad]

Grrrrr ....... nothing this morning  >:(

There was a face off halfway to nursey..... the postie with his bag and Jamie on his Fireman Sam bike       but no joy 

Ever seen a postie frisked by 3 foot nothing 4year old ?...... not a pretty sight  :o

Better luck tomorrow maybe ?  But the postie knows were looking for him !

Hmmmm.......   ambush ?

[carolinej]

Your postie will be off sick with a nervous breakdown if the parcel doesnt arrive soon ;D

Be gentle with him ::)

cj :)

[carolinej]

Day 11.

Well, we can all assume that dadnlad's postie was assaulted needlessly again today ;D I can sense cabin fever setting in. We need this parcel soon ::)

Just to take your mind off it.....

(this one works better if you say it rather than read it........it's still not good, but better ::))


Q.How do you tell the difference between a cabbage and a caulli?

A. You cant walk a cabbage ;D ;D ;D

Oh, OK, its not the best. Just imagine how bad they are going to get if this parcel doesnt get its skates on :-X

cj :)

[Dadnlad]

Wahooooooooooo !   ;D ;D ;D    Its here !

[ruud]

blimey that shouldnot take longer,had almost a nervous collapse.Have a nice time digging  through all those goodies. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[carolinej]

Day 12

;D Whoopie ;D
That's great news....especially for those who hate my jokes ;D

I hope you enjoy it, and find a few things you are interested in.

Please get it on its way soon, so that everyone will be spared my jokes . Remember..... no jokes when there is news of the parcel, either on its way to the post office or when it arrives safely with the next person.

Have fun!

cj :)

[Dadnlad]

No parcel this morning - there were tears  :'(  :'(  :'(      as Jamie had the postie pinned to the wall

But picked it up from sorting office tonight on way home from work  ;D  ;D  ;D

Have spent a couple of hours admiring the contents - lovely pile of seeds all over the kitchen table   ;)

Have got the parcel taped up, and ready to go in the morning
We've taken loads of pinches out...... and put even more in, so not sure what the postage will be, but its heavy 8)

Well done Caroline (and Ruud), best parcel we've had since Christmas - certainly added some sunshine to our day !  ;D

[carolinej]

Well, I think a clue is in order. Who's next?

The parcel is on its way to the man who made the car accessible to all, but without the 'n'. ;D

Happy guessing :-*

cj :)

[markfield rover]

After having a very senior moment and not being able to take the 'n' out of Gerald  I think  I have it! I shouldn't be let out alone.

[carolinej]

 ;D ;D ;D


cj :)

[Dadnlad]

Parcel away 1st class this afternoon 8)

Cheers again Caroline for organising this  :-*

[carolinej]

Day 13

No problem, I'm having lots of fun watching its progress ;D

What a relief, no joke for today as there was news on the parcel ;D

Unfortunately, I dont think there is a delivery on Good Friday, so the soonest we can hope for a delivery is Saturday :( I hope the next recipient isnt 'hopping mad' ::) You know who you are ;D ;D ;D

cj :)