Trixiebelle

[Froglegs]

I'm new(ish) to a4a so don't really know you guys that well, but you must know Trixiebelle. The thing is,she as asked me to PM her as she wont to visit my site as only 2mins from hers, and me being a shy retiring sort of chap who in a certain light(a candle10ft away)would and as been mistaken for Brad Pitt, and this is where you lot come in........what she like,is she mad :o I'm i likely to end up in the compost bin(got a wife 2 kids and a grand child to think of)never to be seen again, is she bossy,read some of herold  posts and she seems a bit scary or is that just because i don't get out much.So if ya could help i would appreciate it as we get some strange women in Nottingham and ya can't be too carefull can ya . ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.
So come on what she like. :)
P.S. i don't tink i'm mad... :-\.....well not much :P :-X

[Froglegs]

[saddad]

Couldn't say as we haven't met... but if she doesn't eat you you could come over to see our "Yellow Book " NGS allotments in the Summer!
8)

[Trixiebelle]

BOO  ;D

[Trixiebelle]

Froggie! Here is the story!

I've been up and down the loop road on the way to Tall Trees for that last few years and I've seen your allotment site on the way past. I like popping in to other sites to say hello to people and also take photos, but I've never worked out a way into your site? Is it through the sports club????

And I never compost human meat ... I'm more likely to barbeque it  ;D

I've got 2 kids and a grandchild to consider as well so I wouldn't do anything to compromise my standing in the local community!

Am I really that scary on-line??  :-[ Feel a bit bad now ::)

[Hyacinth]

I'm new(ish) to a4a so don't really know you guys that well, but you must know Trixiebelle. The thing is,she as asked me to PM her as she wont to visit my site as only 2mins from hers, and me being a shy retiring sort of chap who in a certain light(a candle10ft away)would and as been mistaken for Brad Pitt

You're in luck matey! Rumour has it that she's blessedly (for you) short sighted.......be warned tho.....Ower Trixie likes to Talk Dirty an any mention of horse/chicken/pig muck drives her wild ::)  ;D

[katynewbie]

 8)

She is often to be found drinking tea and chatting to various waifs and strays who pass by her shed/greenhouse/salon...Might be worth popping down and having a look?!

;)

[Trixiebelle]

KATY AND LISH  ;D

Now stop it!

[honeybee]

Froglegs, ive got a spare panic alarm if you want to borrow it? ;D

On a more serious note, i dont know Trixi too well, but she offered me a great act of kindess this week and I for one will always be grateful to her for that, so she can't be all that bad can she? ;)  ;D

[Trixiebelle]

Thank you Honeybee  :)

I'm not THAT bad ... honestly XXXX

[Hyacinth]

Nah, not THAT bad at orl......just a teensiest bit norty is all ::)

[emmy1978]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D that made me laugh and laugh.

[Trixiebelle]

I'M 41 YRS OF AGE! I'M ENTITLED TO BE A BIT NORTY :D

[Jeannine]

I can send you a copy of the Lone Workers  Policy if it would help you feel safer. XX Jeannine

[Froglegs]

Froggie! Here is the story!

I've been up and down the loop road on the way to Tall Trees for that last few years and I've seen your allotment site on the way past. I like popping in to other sites to say hello to people and also take photos, but I've never worked out a way into your site? Is it through the sports club????

And I never compost human meat ... I'm more likely to barbeque it  ;D

I've got 2 kids and a grandchild to consider as well so I wouldn't do anything to compromise my standing in the local community!

Am I really that scary on-line??  :-[ Feel a bit bad now ::)

Now then ma duck the site you have been looking at over the years is not my site :D,you have been looking at the map(don't worry it's perfectly normal for a woman to do this) wrong,the site is on the right side of loop rd i pinpointed the left side where i live!. my allotment is down Stoke Lane,I'm sure you know where that is, :)if not it's that lane you take to get to my allotment. ::)

[Froglegs]

Need a bit more info you guys before i commit myself,all i know so far is she cooks people, :o needs glasses  8) likes to trespass on other plots, :( a  peeping tom :o needs to wash her mouth out with a bar a soap, :-X will talk to anybody, ::)at a funny age, :-[ and told Honeybee what week she was going to Cornwall,now Honeybee is going to go the week after. ;D ;D ;D plus must have a bob or two to go to Tall Trees. ;)

[cornykev]

Norty but nice.   :P ;D ;D ;D

[Hyacinth]

And she's got a neighbour who's in the Mafia 8)

best be ever so polite to our Trixie :o


;D

[manicscousers]

froggy, ave you read her post in the shed, about the lunar eclipse, she stands on tables and yells at her neighbours..oh oh.. ;D ;D ;D

[Trixiebelle]

I think I'm getting unfair press here!

I only stood on the table and yelled at the neighbour to share the wondrous sight of the lunar eclipse! She was obviously at the pub anyway and didn't hear me. No harm done!

I have NOT got a neighbour who belongs to the Mafia .. wish I had actually: Cheap imported fags and a horse's head in the bed of everyone that pissed me off!

And regarding the 'map' Froggie! I automatically assumed that you, being a blokie, couldn't tell his left from his right when putting yourself on a map  ;D

Tall Trees is my only luxury in life. Their customer service is 2nd to none and I fancy the bloke who works in the tropical fish department. I bought a tank and some fancy goldfish things last year. They all died.

And as for being at a 'funny age' ... I've been at a funny age since I was 3.

Now if you're REALLY scared I can always bring my Father-In-Law, my 4yr old son Alfie and my grandson Tyler? Just to soften the blow  ;D

Lucky for you (  ;) ) I have no idea where Stoke Lane is. I've only lived here for 24yrs. I need more time to survey the area  ;D

[Jeannine]

Did she not post somewhere that she had been given a portable covered table thing or was I dreaming that, Sorry couldn't resist it. Xx Jeannine