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Started by Palustris, November 02, 2003, 21:58:39

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Palustris

November 02, 2003, 21:58:39 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:11 by -1
;D
Cucumber seed should be sown before daylight on the 1st of May by a well endowed man, naked and in the prime of life. The size of the cucumbers depends on the visible virility of the sower. ::)
Make of that what you will.
Gardening is the great leveller.

Palustris

November 02, 2003, 21:58:39 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:11 by -1
Gardening is the great leveller.

legless

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November 02, 2003, 22:06:22 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
:o

Tenuse

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November 02, 2003, 22:12:54 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Where on EARTH did you get that information from??

It's making me blush!

Ten x  :-[
Young, dumb and full of come hither looks.

Palustris

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November 02, 2003, 22:21:02 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
If I told you that I would not be able to tell you of a few more equally 'naughty' old (ageist)wives(sexist)tales now would I?
It is a new one on me and originates in the USA.
More will follow as an occasional series.
Gardening is the great leveller.

Doris_Pinks

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November 02, 2003, 23:12:35 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
I say, had better find myself some nubile young man beore may then huh!!  ;D
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog: http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/

budgiebreeder

#5
November 03, 2003, 00:12:27 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Better find one for me while you're at it Doris. :o :o :o :o
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.

Doris_Pinks

#6
November 03, 2003, 00:16:54 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
BB, I will haunt the local massage parlors for us.........err don't think we have any  :(  Have to be the other half then I guess!!)  DP
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog: http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/

ina

#7
November 03, 2003, 00:22:37 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Can elephants be trained? -Ina

Hugh_Jones

#8
November 03, 2003, 00:24:27 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Can`t see why he has to be naked and in the prime of life.  He could just as easily make the planting holes with a dibber!

Doris_Pinks

#9
November 03, 2003, 00:29:35 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Hugh, I am still trying to pick myself up from the floor...laughing so much!!  Gasp........;D DP
We don't inherit the earth, we only borrow it from our children.
Blog: http://www.nonsuchgardening.blogspot.com/

Palefire

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November 03, 2003, 18:53:29 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:11 by -1
Hugh, you really are a naughty boy!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Love, Palefire

xxx
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