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Started by Hugh_Jones, December 05, 2003, 18:45:07

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Hugh_Jones

December 05, 2003, 18:45:07 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Mr. Wong and Miss Chang were married with all the ceremony of a chinese wedding.

On the wedding night, Mr. Wong, being a very considerate husband, and knowing his bride to be inexperienced, said to her

 " I tly to be considelate husband. I not wish to hurt you. I do whatever you want. What you rike me to do?"

She said " I want 69"

He said ....

"You want................Beef and Bloccori?"

Hugh_Jones

December 05, 2003, 18:45:07 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400

budgiebreeder

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December 05, 2003, 19:22:01 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Another good'un Hugh.
Earth fills her lap with treasures of her own.

Ragged Robin

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December 05, 2003, 23:02:24 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
..... lovely one Hugh....
 Thanks for the private tutorials :-* ;)
Happy gardening, Robin x

Mrs Ava

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December 06, 2003, 00:26:59 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
How could something so obvious and simple make me laugh hard enough to wake the children!  Fantastic!!   ;D

Ragged Robin

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December 06, 2003, 00:32:07 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
....Oh heck EJ, thats the horror of all horrors - waking the kids, get out the night nurse and dose them up straight away.....
Happy gardening, Robin x
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