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lewic

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The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« on: August 15, 2008, 21:53:11 »
Have been spending several hours each evening clearing my allotment and occasionally have to answer the call of nature..

Dont mind weeing in a bucket in the shed, but tonight had to do an emergency  No2 in a carrier bag and bury it  :P (good compost I'm sure..apart from the plastic bag!). Does anyone have any tips on how to make a discreet compost loo? Or do you all hang on until you get home?






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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2008, 22:00:30 »
Bury it (but not the plastic)  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 22:03:55 »
Yeah but what to do with the plastic? Spose I could drop it off at Tescos carrier bag recycling point........

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2008, 22:06:20 »
As long as no-one sees you dropping it off - Ah!!! but it would have your DNA on it, they could trace you that way  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 22:18:16 »
would rather have to drive back home than do what you did,all power to you mind!
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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 22:20:21 »
Thank goodness we have toilets on our site :D

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 22:25:34 »
I always go before I leave home. I can't wait to get the shed!!!!
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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2008, 22:28:25 »
Dont mind weeing in a bucket in the shed........


Good for the leeks when diluted @ 10-1(water-wee)  ;)

lewic

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2008, 22:37:39 »
I think I'm gonna have to look on Ebay for a commode. And line it with something biodegradable.. and perhaps a discreet willow fence around it?

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2008, 22:41:52 »
when you have to go you have to go, a bucket is best with a toilet seat over the top, with some water in the bucket its just like a toilet at home, lol , just throw it on the compost it will rot down eventually, the no2 not the plastic bag.

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2008, 22:54:20 »
Didn't they used to stick it on the rhubarb.  Did we really have to have that much information about your toilet habits.

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2008, 00:28:46 »
Yeah but what to do with the plastic? Spose I could drop it off at Tescos carrier bag recycling point........
this made me laugh out loud and shout gross at the same time ;D next time use a couple sheets of newspaper then you could bury the lot. i had to do this a few years ago for my two year old daughter and there were no loos around, i shan't say where we were.

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2008, 00:35:21 »
I think I'm gonna have to look on Ebay for a commode. And line it with something biodegradable.. and perhaps a discreet willow fence around it?

what about a portable camping loo.

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2008, 03:18:05 »
Download a free copy of the humanure handbook it gives comprehensive instructions on how to build a composting toilet.

http://jenkinspublishing.com/humanure_contents.html

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2008, 07:53:03 »
They now do a portable toilet called a nuts box which they sell to people who go to festivals better to google it than me try and explain!!

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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2008, 10:05:55 »
phewwwwww we have loos at our allotment
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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2008, 10:40:59 »
What about putting the bag in a bin for dog waste, as dog walkers are supposed to? ;)
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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2008, 15:58:49 »
Will this make 2 pages of talking a load of s£$%e  LOL
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Re: The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2008, 16:01:15 »
Will this make 2 pages of talking a load of s£$%e  LOL

your post has me ROFL ;D

 

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