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Lauren S

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What Gets Under Your Skin?
« on: September 26, 2007, 12:05:50 »
                      I DON'T BELIEVE IT
                 

           
                   What Gets Under Your Skin?

1.  When watching the TV, why are the adverts louder than the program?
2.  People with 20 items in the 10 item queue
3.  Drivers who don't use indicators and you have to guess which way they are going.
4.  Poor weather conditions, drives with side lights or no lights
5.  People who chew with their mouth open and more often than not, talk at the same time. (Makes me feel ill)
6. Those annoying 6pm calls from finance companies or double glazing firms
7. Shopping trolleys, when full, make you walk sideways, like somebody drunk.
8. Drivers who over take you, then cut right in front and then speed off. Why not drive that bit further, then change lanes. Grrrrrrr
9.  Seagulls, why, why, why can't I shoot the d**n birds that wake me up at 4am? Dive bomb me when they have young and poop all over my washing. NOW they even steal objects. My ashtray, lighter and a neighbour's saucer all on the garage roof.
10. The phrase...*At The End Of The Day*...oh my my that grates on my nerves more than nails on a blackboard.

Lauren  :-\
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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2007, 12:37:21 »
people that ring me during the day when im trying to sleep cos im on nights then get narky cos i dont want to talk to them.
people that push to over take me then turn off at the next exit.
packing that is impossible to open with out damaging the goods inside (wrap rage)
cabbage whites !!!!!!!
snails, slugs etc etc
canvassers that pounce on me in the street
people who ask a question and dont bother to listen to the answer

Lauren S

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2007, 12:54:29 »
Opening a can of food and the lid falls in.
:) Net It Or You Won't Get It  :)

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2007, 13:10:27 »
Litter!  >:(

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2007, 13:57:15 »
Incorrect use of English.
The advert on my local radio station advertising Emporiums ( see previous comment)
The central heating contract company who have failed now on four occasions to make the appointment to service the boiler
Having to fit work into my life which is rather pleasant on its own ( except I like the income)
The smell of bacon ( 'cos  I can't have any any more)
Clothes that assume all women are 5ft 4 and 36dd
The crumblies that swim 3 abreast in the pool chatting, even when one third is laned off for lessons and its busy.
People who can't read "Keep Clear" when written in huge letters on the road.
Reality TV.  I watch telly for the escapism.


And that's just today's rant.

Thank you, I feel much better now.
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sarah

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2007, 14:09:08 »
ARGHHHHHHHH. labels which are stuck on with glue which you cannot remove. like the huge ones on the plastic drinks bottles i just bought for my sons lunch box. half and hour scrubbing in hot water and still a sticky mess left behind. aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2007, 14:11:04 »
"Keep Clear" boxes.
If a box on the road says "Keep Clear", then it should mean "Keep Clear" for vehicles coming in from side roads as well as those on the road on which it's painted !!

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2007, 14:49:06 »
Sarah - see the WD 40 Thread........
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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2007, 15:50:20 »
This is funny!
Glue residues, call center harrasment and other indecencies did not come to mind when I saw the title of this thread.
As a Dutchie I only know the expression from the song "I've got you under my skin".
So my answer would be: my beloved OH.


But he gets under my skin in the less positive way as well, sometimes.
What's so difficult about picking up socks?

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2007, 15:56:55 »
Talking of OH's - DS and I taking the time to sort the recycling only for DH to come along, sling it in a black bag "cos I can't be bothered sorting it!"

The Safe Style UK git who knocked my door at 6ish last night -and when I pointed to the "do not knock if you are selling" sign said "but I'm not selling!" - doh!  what are you doing then love?

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2007, 16:41:56 »
my neighbours and their stupid big dog,completely untrained and thinks he can poop anywhere,cos he not told otherwise,whats so hard about picking up your own dogs poop? they did us a favour in the long run,if we hadnt got so miffed with them,we prob would never have thought of getting our lovely lottie xx
 and the fact that they leave their washing on OUR washing line for over a week,in which time it has got dry then wet then dry again etc etc
rant over xxx
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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2007, 17:25:47 »
Talking of dog poop - people who pick up their dog`s doings, tie it firmly into a plastic bag - - then throw it into a bush!! ::)

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2007, 21:02:12 »
Ooo, that gets me as a doggy owner I am so much aware of doggy poop and this really annoys me  ::)

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2007, 21:07:08 »
Jars which I cannot open no matter which method I use. Luckily I have the Bearded Wonder to resort to, but what of the folks who live alone?
Smile, it confuses people.

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2007, 21:07:53 »

sarah

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2007, 21:20:48 »
Sarah - see the WD 40 Thread........

thanks froglets that wd40 did the trick no trouble.  :-*

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2007, 00:48:49 »
......and another thing...those sillly emails that tell you if you don't pass it on to 10 people in the next 5 mins bad luck will befall you at 11.15  etc. Wot a load of cobblers ;D
Smile, it confuses people.

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2007, 01:02:48 »
Quote
What's so difficult about picking up socks?

They don't stay still long enough to catch. ;D

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2007, 06:49:32 »
What is really annoying me at the moment is an advert with a retard wittling a phone and his mate doing dusty bin impressions.

But I have to watch the adverts just in case I miss the gorrilla playing the drums.


http://tv.jubii.co.uk/video/iLyROoaftAow.html

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Re: What Gets Under Your Skin?
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2007, 14:06:23 »
The bloody phone when you get option 1 2 3 4 5, at least 3 times when you phone SKY or many others,ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!, i could sream real loud. >:( >:(
 Those dipsticks on the phone who talk down to you i had one yesterday & i flipped in the end and told him what i thought he was.

Rant over just for now ;D ;D ;D ;D.  Mary ::)

 

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