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   How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
             
  1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives
ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a  stupid burned out bulb?

  2. Border Collie: Just one.  And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

  3. Dachshound: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
 
  4. Rottweiler: Make me.

  5. Boxer: Who cares?  I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
           
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!  Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the  light bulb! Can I?................... Can I?  Huh?  Huh?  Huh?  Can I?  Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

  7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these  people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take  advantage of the situation.

  8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

  9. Old English Sheep Dog:  Light bulb?  I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. thingyer Spaniel: Why change it?  I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.  Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and  he'll do it. 
By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


              How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

              The Cat's Answer:

Cats do not change light bulbs.  People change light bulbs. 

So, the real question is:

How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" 
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS,
CATS HAVE STAFF!
                         

Agree Wardy its a four cheesy grin one.

Like it!  ;D

Great stuff !!! Dont agree with the Rottie bit though, My Rottie would do anything for our family!!!!!!

Thats my lab, or rather... was .  Great fun and naughty to the end.  ;D

He he 
forwarded this to all my dog walking pals, the most sensible member of our family who makes sure we are not late, finds things we've lost,  brings back stray children, stops our neighbours cat from crossing the road till it,s safe, reads maps....... our border collie Bryn.
Katy

Your dog reads maps? My wife can't read maps :'(