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I thought it would be nice to go further afield for  a change.  We would go and compare the boot sizes of the  new leccy and half leccy cars.  As I still treat everybody as a silent assassin it was a big mistake. 'come into the office' no thanks, 'do you want a test drive' not really.  Asked for brochures at a distance and was told they are all on line, bugger! could have stayed at home and done that. I lasted half an hour then went home, now the computor is littered with ads for expensive cars. I know they are expensive because non of them displayed a price as they must feel too ashamed to state them. I did like the jaguar but I cannot see her letting me put my gardening tools and compost in the boot.

Maybe just get a decent trailer for your bike?

I can see you turning up to the plot in this Ace..

Just go for the jaguar and buy the butler a wheelbarrow, then you can send him on ahead with the tools and compost, problem solved.