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 To late they came about an hour ago.  Now i feel stupid as well.

It's brave of you to admit to it, I expect most people will not tell anyone let alone post it on here.
Thanks for the warning Ace.

Strangely enough my oh got a tick a few years ago and his reaction was to throw off his clothes and dance about!

No one knocked at my door but hey I just danced naked on the doorstep, the old lady across the road spat her falses out, well her eyesight must be very good.     

It's not yer ticks he wants to see.

 

Ahh freaking hell...I'd better phone the memsahib, I'm working away tonight and she's game for a laugh.