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All,

Thought I'd start a very bad joke thread ... only really terrible jokes allowed.

To begin

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

What did they call Postman Pat when he lost his job?.....










Pat ::)

Truly terrible ... well done!

I went to my allotment the other day and someone had put a load of soil 2" deep all over it.

I went today and someone had put another 2" of soil on on it.






The plot thickens :-X

Quote from: pumpkinlover on September 22, 2011, 23:02:21
I went to my allotment the other day and someone had put a load of soil 2" deep all over it.

I went today and someone had put another 2" of soil on on it.






The plot thickens :-X

Genius. That had me actually laughing out loud (said in full because it was true rather than the LOL which generally isn't)

this thread is one of the reasons I love A4
;D ;D ;D

Quote from: pumpkinlover on September 22, 2011, 23:02:21
I went to my allotment the other day and someone had put a load of soil 2" deep all over it.

I went today and someone had put another 2" of soil on on it.






The plot thickens :-X

Disqualified ... I did laugh out loud!

A cross eyed english teacher was sacked last week because she could not control her pupils.

BOOM BOOM!