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 Would one of you nice twitterers,?  PM me with who this footballer is that is at the centre of the gagging order Pleeeeease.

OK folks i have just had a text,  to tell me i am so nosey.

Do keep up Rosebud
It rhymes with Figs.
His nationality is a type of onion
:o

 Yes i know now TA.

I think they are a good thing. The whole world needs to be protected from the very idea that Cleremy Jarkson might be having sex (with anything)  :o