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i suppose everyone else has seen this apart from me - the most viewed clip on youtube

Charlie bit my finger - again !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

HA HA HA  ;D Foolish young whippersnapper!

more biting

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9xHEj3Gk4Q

Is that going to be a video about snakes or something you found on You-porn!

it's Twice (or thrice) Nightly Whiteley ( the honorary Mayor of Wetwang) and the ferret. There's another one of him being got a by Kenny Everett, but I couldn't find it

now then, what's the address for you-porn BTW?  ;D

I HAVE NO IDEA! Someone mentioned it to me once but I never tuned in!

The Whitelyferretgate video is a classic! I think I could possibly find some more  ;D

ETA: I got bitten by a lamb once ::)  It was in the Lake District. I was about 5 and we passed a farmhouse gate with some cute fluffy lambs poking their heads through. So I put out my little tiny 5yr old hand and the cute little fluffy lamb took hold of my fingers (obviously thinking that my little hand was similar to its mother's udders) and the little b****rd sunk its teeth in. I swear I lost 8 pints.

And on another trip with my (obviously caring) mother to a zoo I got bitten by a zebra. There I was, holding out handfuls of grass to a stripy horse and the next thing I know I'm up to my elbow in teeth and crying out for help.

In all fairness I should have opened my palm and not clutched the grass in my fist. But parental supervision wouldn't have gone amiss.

"if that had meant business, she'd have been through to the bone. She's playing with you"  ;D

that's the ferret. not you-porn  ;D

Quote from: Rhubarb Thrasher on April 21, 2009, 18:03:17
"if that had meant business, she'd have been through to the bone. She's playing with you"  ;D quote]

My mother said the same thing about the lamb.

Eh?

Is that the European Common Lamb, or the  Australasian Death Lamb??

It was the Lake District Death Lamb: Vampirical tendencies wrapped up in a bundle of loveliness & potential wool-to-make-baby-clothes sort of NON-VEGETARIAN LAND PIRANAH

savaged by zebra = COOL
savaged by lamb = NOT COOL

lost 8 pints of blood as a 5 year old? Were you a Large Child, by any chance?

Enormous.