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Davy has had a drink so i am going away from what the origanal whatinfact was.
But visualise this,

Going back a lot of years where i live every one new every one and the chippy stayed open till after the pub closed.
This night a few off us went into the chippy and ordered chips, fish and chips etc, Vince looked at his bag and chips and said, " You should have done to these chips what you have done to me "  The fryer said  " Whats that Vince "  Vince said " Take their effing eyes out " and threw them back over the counter