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I had rolls of spring they were very bouncy.

All of which neatly brings us back to the "sex" thread. ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o ;)

    You're all quite mad   ---   but I like you !!! ;D

     floss x

Madness 8)  now they were a great group, one step beyond, da da da, da da da da da da, da da da, da da da da da da da da. 8)       ;D ;D ;D 

Quote from: cornykev on November 18, 2008, 19:08:24
Madness 8)  now they were a great group, one step beyond, da da da, da da da da da da, da da da, da da da da da da da da. 8)       ;D ;D ;D 

Did you hear they've had to censor the lyrics of "house of Fun"??

IT'S MADNESS GONE POLITICALLY CORRECT!!

Our community PC (read that as bobbie on a bike when PC's were coppers and enitrely not PC if you catch my drift) was whistling "one step beyond" the other day.

Restored my confidence i may be getting older the PCs may be getting younger but we still whistle the same tunes!

Er....the weather was nice!  8)

Talking of coppers, my Nan had a copper which she used to do her washing in.  She used to drag the articles out with a pair of wooden tongs and feed them into her mangle.  I'm not sure how she managed to rinse them.  Perhaps she put them in the kitchen sink after they had been through the mangle, rinse them and then put them back through the mangle again.  I was just a little girl at the time and my memory of exactly how she did it is a little hazy.   ;D

Speaking of mangling and rinsing, sometimes English gets
mangled around here and I've heard "rinse" pronounced "wrench."
"She wrenched her clothes in the zinc."

 ::)

Here we go again, zinc! Aphrodisiac. Takes us back to the "sex" thread!

8)

Sexy threads = sweatshirts and jeans.

talking about jeans, does my bum look big in these.

errrrrrrm course not,

Quote from: littlebabybird on November 19, 2008, 08:12:53
errrrrrrm course not,

Liar  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

I am wondering if you can help ?

I am looking for the weekend ? Have you guys seen it ? someone said it might be here. If you find it please post me directions.

Happy mid week day people !!!!

Quote from: Flunky on November 19, 2008, 11:39:27

I am looking for the weekend ? Have you guys seen it? someone said it might be here. If you find it please post me directions.

You took a wrong turning, Flunky.  It's the next left after the traffic lights, k?

the French don't have their own word for the weekend. They say "le weekend". Why not? because for the French - EVERY DAY'S A WEEKEND

I thought they turn up one day a week so they can strike?

is it not the case that the French have their Bank holidays (dozens of em) in the middle of the week instead of Monday or Friday, so they can then skive of til le weekend? "Faire le pont" I believe they call it

i didn't know banks have holidays mine must be on a permanent one as it is no longer there

The BANKS of the river Nile, here comes the boat only half afloat.  ;D ;D ;D