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Glowworm Wrong again.. I never hide the brandy cos my kids are teetotal (follow after their Dad) Well John never drinks and the girls LIKE ME have a drink now and again. BUT I have put a bottle in my handbag in case the host at tonight's party hasn't got any.

It's telboy!! My God! Where are you man... ?!  :o Don't tell me lorna's got you chained up to the wall down there in her darkened basement so you can be her sex-slave has she... ? Don't tell me she's got you all decked-out in leather-gear and forces you to go "Woof-woof" as she leads you around the basement on all-fours with an ostrich feather sticking out your arse... ????

     

Glowworm Funny you should say that. Have just returned from a party (an old friend who knew my late husband) Charlie has been gone for three years , anyhow Chris lent towards me tonight and said "Have you thought of marrying again?" I said " Why are you offering?" He then ran out of the building, I wonder why? Mind you he would be my toy boy he is only 66 ;D ;D Happy New Year.

I'm sorry to hear about your dearly departed, Lorna. I have a widowed neighbour who lives on her own and who I think is a bit lost and lonely and feeling very redundant in a somewhat cold and empty world.

I too live alone. My brother who was my life-long best friend died last year of cancer and I've felt totally devastated by his not being here anymore. Even after over a year now every second night I'm haunted by dreams in which he and I are together and visiting places where we had been over the years. He was my soul-mate and I don't really care at all if I should depart this mortal coil a little earlier than was previously scheduled for me by the gods.

Lorna...

Quote"... anyhow Chris lent towards me tonight and said "Have you thought of marrying again?" I said " Why are you offering?" He then ran out of the building, I wonder why? Mind you he would be my toy boy he is only 66 Grin Grin Happy New Year.

Oh, you brazen hussy you!!  ;D  I've just been reading all about you Bingo Hall sex-fiends in your 70's... ! You've got no shame at all... sex! sex! sex! is all you lot think about...  ;D

Chris was thinking of companionship - but when he saw that lustful twinkle in your eye he knew he'd better start running NOW if he wasn't going to let you make a sex-toy out of him for the rest of his retirement...

;D
   

Telboy. Happy New Year, come on tis  2006 ,we give in. Where was the photo taken?

Yes, telboy - don't keep us in suspenders any longer, tell us where that photo was taken. I say it was taken not far from the pyramids... somewhere along the Nile.

Glowworm. I know I am off subject but hope peeps will tolerate. Sex is the last thing on my mind, but my God I do admire this friend of ours..He is from a gypsy background, he cannot read or write, he also has a speech impediment. His wife left him years ago and he has brought up three children. However he ran a one band haulage business successfully, and in the last few years fed up with roaming the countryside he set up a  "skip" business, How he ever found his way round the countryside I don't know..He pays all his taxes and Vat (I know cos I do the accounts) his son has started taking over this year..He has a very large bungalow with land and buildings which he rents out. One of the buildings has been turned in to a playroom,disco,full bar installed with perspex areas round the top of the bar with his Grandchildren names.My son did all the signage for him.. So when I hear or see people moaning about little things I think what this friend has achieved..Sorry to go on but I so admire him.

That be Norfolk, Tellboy, and that there wine, it come from Tesco.
(p.s. Lorna...Chris has proposed??)

Ken69 I wish Telboy would hurry up and tell us where it is.

Re Chris. As I said he did a runner!! However he did return to greet the New Year with all of us..

I suppose I ought to say where, but - nah!

I'll listen in to more of Lorna & Glowworm!

telboy. No more, in all seriousness I am really trying to observe Dans request regarding going off topic., so maybe this is the place to start. Please where are you!!!!!!!!

Telboy, you were warned that if you went off and left your rotorvator that it would be nicked.    ???

Come on, where are you then?  I really am beginning to think you have been abducted by aliens!  On the other hand, Lorna did get 5 bottles of brandy for Christmas and she might just be hiding you away somewhere!! ;) ;)

Pauline7.. They were birthday presents, but one less now as I took one with me New Years Eve (no Pauline I DIDN't DRINK IT ALL) Just put it behind the FREE bar. Hope you are OK. Please find Telboy, tis driving me mad.

Lorna, I think telboy was in Marbella in Spain when the photo was taken.  8)  8)   
Spies have said that the rotivator has been seen in Jennym's garden.  :o

Pauline. Hasn't one of  A4A members got a oh who is a policeman? Wonder if we could be helped out with some detective work? ;D

Lorna, I believe there is a policeman on A4A but I did my own detective work and I truly believe he is in Marbella, Spain.  Now here is a clue Lorna, didn't he make an offer in September?

QuoteJees, it's dark in 'ere!

;D ;D ;D ;D

Maybe Pauline has telboy in her basement... ? 

I haven't got a basement  ;D