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We all had problems with the chat last night eric !

Awww, Eric, come in later and I'll buy you a drink....Just realized, Jaggy hasn't replied on his own post!!!!!!!!!!! That mouse again, I'll bet.......Or kilt coordination problems...  :-\Lottie  ;D

never made the chat room last night folks and wont be able to make it tonight  :'( :'( :'( :'(, am of on Holiday on sat and have had so much to do , what am i going to do with out my daily therapy :'( :'( :'(

That is a very interesting question dibber, perhaps you can email me and lottie with the answer . . .  :D

will give you the answer after 2 weeks away with 3 teenager girls driving me insanely mad  ::) ::) ::)one boy of 17 moping about missing girlfriend ,5 dogs singing and oh fishing will let you know

You can't go on hols!! :o :o :o What you thinking off woman!! Who's going to help me keep charge of boiler man, electrician, Derek's musical responsibiilites, Bob, JCB, Jaggy's kilt, sprout making, rude veg, storing rude veg, mad bees, trough.......Bag, bag, pass me the bag..... Lottie  ;)

calm down lottie all we be OK, have left Derek in charge to help you , i am more concerned that you 2 actually keep me sane what am i going to be like when i get back :o :o :o

Me in charge???? Why me, what did I do? What makes you think I want to be in charge? Lottie, got your bag handy . . . .  :D

OH MY GOD!!! Derek in charge!!!!! Bag???? Need hoover now!! Buy a laptop, anything..............!!!!  ;)
Ok Derek, you familiar with the routine?? You need to practice origami, be a girlie, and at all times have a paper bag to hand, oh yes, Dibber sends me £50 every Tuesday and Thursady.........  :'( OK Dibber, will let you go for 2 weeks and no more, but will miss you  :'( :'( :'(-\ Lottie

i thought you would like to be in charge Derek and be a girlie for 2 weeks , but you must not forget to send lottie her money as it pays for JCB , boiler man , electric man , paper bags, gruel, delinquent tapoles, sprouts, rude spuds, origami classes , so u get value for money Derek ,oh and lovely Latin music , i am going to miss you 2 :'( :'( :'(  but you still have me for another 2 days , could take laptop with me but Pluto is to far  to pick up signal

Gosh!! Don't forget your passport!! And have you had your Pluto jabs? don't want to be getting dgnnio  sdf gdsf syndrome, very painful and embarassing... never be able to origami again!!!  I'm sure Derek will take good care of me, have youpmd him with my feeding schedule? Lottie  ;D

i have had all my jabs caught dgnnio sdf syndrome last time i was on Pluto so made sure i got my jab this time ,it just left me with one side affect i have antenna's and i am a little green ;D ;D ;D

Well, think you all prepared then, shame about antennae, try pot plant hanging from it, noone would know, really..... :-\ Lottie

  I am alright up here lottie.........the martians have landed is all...........
   OH and 1 sprog came home ........... n just like women they were barely
  home an hour an it cost me £60 bloody quid !!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Blimey, Jaggy!!! What had you done that cost that much to get out of :-\!!! Lottie ;D

got the antennas pieced have some lovely pearl earings hanging from them

I bet you look fabulous  :-\ and I'm sure noone will notice.... ::) ::) ::) Lottie

  Parking at airport £10x2 machine gobbled me money first time 2 hours
  between OH's flight and sprogs.... muggins here was conned to pay for
  lunch £23 pounds..... and I had made a sorta promise to get sprogs hair
  done for her to attend a party £17  grand total  £60=jaggy skint next
  time I will extend there tickets or let em make there own way home.

    much cheaper !!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

sounds like you need a holiday..... ;)Lottie ;D

I definitely do . . .  ;D