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This site is doing my head in
ha ha ha

Well Lottie, as you can tell I have been trying really really hard to pip you to the post, but I think you will just beat me to it.  :D

I've been mad for a long time, Derek!! Takes years of effort and meticulous preparation to reach this peak of madness!! Keep practising......! Lottie  ;D

mind u Derek i would say u are not far away from the level of madness lottie holds, not much longer and reckon u might be getting a madness cup to  ;D ;D ;D

I presume this cup also comes with a free straitjacket and manacles!  :D

Will manacles be shiney?!!!!  :o  :o  :o Lottie

OOH yes please! oops letting out my secrets now!  :-[ ha ha ha

Yippee another star, halfway anyway

senior member, very apt description!

no i am sorry Derek u can  have shinny cup but no shinny manacles not aloud

Doh! Anyway thanks Dibber for what I presume is a compliment!

compliment of course Derek

Think I'm only 12 off being a goddess!! If only........! But then what will I have to strive for??? What will give my life new meaning?????  Need another level, definite.  The shiney level!!!  Keep me going for years.....  Lottie  ;)

All hail the new Goddess Lottie!

Whoops!! Dropped me trident....!!!!  ;D  ;D  ;D Lottie

Didn't believe me, did you? ha ha ha

Well, I had yearned for this moment for so long...... To actually have it arrive...!!!! Cos not, thought you on wind up!!!! Lottie  ;D

speech speech please lottie

 ;D Lottie!!!

Is that it?  :o

Never done a speech in my life!! Think I'd pass out before getting to podium, or fall of it, or get distracted and wander off, or....... Perhaps after a few glasses of rhubarb!!!  Lottie  :o

lottie u need to clean up that speech