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Teresa


The Fuchsia looks Great :'(

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[wardy]

If Paul O'Grady is doing it I don't think they had in mind doing a serious allotment programme  :)

[Gadfium]

It sounds like they're after 'entertainment oddities' that just happen to be on an allotment.

Shame really, because there are enough oddities, funnies & general disasters occuring in trying to start growing stuff, nevermind the real corkers that experienced allotmenteers must have heard of / had happened to them.

[Admin aka Dan]

I'll look forwad to a donation for the advertising (and a mention in the credits of course)  :P

[undercarriage plan]

Re bizarre allotments. I don't know if our allotment would qualify as bizarre, in fact not sure if it would qualify as an allotment!  To explain - my family and I (4 kids and a Hubbie) live in a lovely, but very small house in a lovely town.  However, my parents live in a lovely, remote farm house with lots of land (being a farm and all....).  After much laughter, my dad was persuaded to let us take a really rough area and clear it of nettles, brambles, barbed wire etc, and turn into an area where we grow veg.  This is the strange bit, I grow veg, the kids eat dirt, build bonfires and dens, and my husband flies planes and helicopters!! Small ones, I hasten to add! Basically, it's an area where we can do our own thing and still be in one place. unusual? Yes. Bizarre, you decide!!! ;D

[chrispea27]

Is there any money in this -yes I'm a canny Yorkshire Man ;D

[Val]

Where do you get the whacky backy plants from then? Haven't got a lottie will a cold frame do?

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Val  :D

You cant get them totally illegal Hahaha

But you can always try Hennep seed!!

Indoors In a Pot In the Warm with a Lamp above the Plant!!

I kept Budgies for a Long time One Day my daughter came home from school Hi Pap you have Wacky Backy Plant in the Garden......she dug it up repotted it...and took it up to her Bedroom to take care of it............never did find out what happen too it!!

[Roy Bham UK]

Where do you get the whacky backy plants from then? Haven't got a lottie will a cold frame do?

Ooh! Val you are awful, but I like you ;D ;D ;D How many do you want? ??? :o ;D

[NattyEm]

You can buy the seeds perfectally above board in the UK, you just can't grow them.  Any hippie kind of shop will probably have them (though it may be dubious to how good/old the seed is).

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Nattgyem ;)

You go Girl.....haha 8)

You see  someone  out there always as the Right Answer.

[Val]

..If its in the bird seed I'll just go and 'weed' the garden. The seed drops everywhere, All I have grow from it is some pretty blue flowered plants would that be it? I do have others but pull it up before it has time to grow properly...Now do you think the gang of teenagers hanging around know something I don't. ...Do you wanna do some weedin' man....... ;D..Whats a hippie shop?

[wardy]

Val     A shop which sells hippies o' course  ;D

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IF you find that shop let us know Ok Haha

This is Getting Wacky Haha ButI like it :D

[NattyEm]

You can't miss it.  Its the orange, pink and purple shop.

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Nattyem ;D

OKhaha       Power to the Lotties ;)

[Val]

hmm is that why they all have that colour hair?. I think I'll give the hippie shop a miss ,mine are big enough as it is.