Why do women lie?

[Poolcue]

Woke up tis morning and noticed that my basil plants on the windowsill are sitting in a tray of water.
The wife denies all knowledge.
Perhaps I have a ghost with a watering fetish

[Poolcue]

[Chrispy]

Gardening in your sleep?

[Hi_Hoe]

You can always tell when a woman lies - her lips move!

[goodlife]

Woke up tis morning and noticed that my basil plants on the windowsill are sitting in a tray of water.
The wife denies all knowledge.

-dog/cat have 'watered' them?
-leak above the plants...rain, fault in plumming?

if none above...not quite a lie then...she is just not admitting for doing so...

[Digeroo]

fault in plumming

My plumbing does not reach the windowsill.

[daitheplant]

Poolcue, when was the last time YOU watered the Basil?

[Unwashed]

You can always tell when a woman lies - her lips move!

Isn't that rather misogynistic?