Stolen Snowman

[daitheplant]

Some idiot woman dialled 999 to report her snowman has been stolen. Is she real or what? :o

[daitheplant]

[TividaleJo]

did she not see him running down the road? ;D Some people are so different and not always in a good way

[daitheplant]

He just melted into the surroundings. ;D The emergency operator sounded really exasperated at the womans` stupidity.

[Bugloss2009]

the police have issued a snowto-fit picture

<insert Basil Brush smilie>

[daitheplant]

Bugloss that`s a snow go area if you don`t mind, and if you`re not Welsh, put the Dalek back. ;D ;D ;D

[Jill]

"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

[daitheplant]

"It ain't a nice road but at the end of the day, you don't expect someone to nick your snowman, you know what I mean?"

You don`t expect some cretin to dial 999 about it, either.

[saddad]

"There's no art to see the mind's construction in the face..."
"Wake Duncan with thy knocking... I would'st thou could'st"...
::)

[valmarg]

Apparently the daft old biddy had used two one pound coins for the snowman's eyes.

valmarg

[Paulines7]

This is a recording of the woman talking to Kent Police.

http://www.nydailynews.com/world/news/2010/12/03/2010-12-03_british_woman_branded_irresponsible_for_calling_emergency_number_to_report_stole.html

[1066]

brilliant but it has to be a hoax!  :D

[Poppy Mole]

It's so ridiculous it has to be true

[djbrenton]

He's not been stolen, he ran away from home

http://twitpic.com/3c6bu7

[ACE]

There is a serial snow thief about, nicked all my snow last night. Do you think I should dial 999 or has Kev the phantom salt shaker been at work ;D

[Poppy Mole]

I blame the Russians - first the football now the snow!!!!
;D

[daveyboi]

I think I saw an advert on freecycle for free snow to anyone who wanted to collect  :D

[cornykev]

I'm with the rusky theory, they,ve nicked all ours.       :o :o :o

[daitheplant]

I`m fed up with the snow and we`ve not had that much here. ;D ;D So,as far as I`m concerned, the Russians are welcome to it. ::) ;D

[Bugloss2009]

actually all the snow has been stolen by the Emir of Qatar.  He's stockpiling it because they've just been awarded the next Winter Olympics  >:(

[InfraDig]

I'm expecting two feet of snow tonight!



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