Only an Aussie man can make you feel like a woman.

[Mushy Pea]

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and
  things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.

One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to
  die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last
minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me
feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman
in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the
rear of the plane.

He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.
  Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he
went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles
rippled across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke...
 
'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.' 

[Mushy Pea]

[goodlife]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[no-lottie]

We're like that - helping in an emergency I mean.  ;D

[mummybunny]

 ;D ;D ;D

[Baccy Man]

'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.' 

Surely she should be capable of multitasking.

[goodlife]

Ahhh...she can...he cannot..only one order at the time... ;D