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woooo i did it!!!!

Started by debster, December 15, 2009, 20:48:15

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tonybloke

 A drummer is peed off with 'the drummer jokes', so, one day, when out with the rest of the band, he thinks, "I'll show them that I can play more than the drums" and promptly walks into the nearest shop, up to the counter, and asks the assistant, " How much for the red saxaphone?"

"You're a drummer, ain't you?" says the assistant.

"yes, but how did you know?" says the drummer, some-what surprised

"two things let me know you are a drummer", the assisstant responded;

























"1, this is a library",

"2, we can't sell the fire extinguisher"  ;)
You couldn't make it up!

tonybloke

BTW, well done on passing the exam!!
You couldn't make it up!

ACE

Great to hear about a drummer that has been taught. We had a music teacher who had taken all the proper exams and he really spoilt us with his strict tempo and understanding of the music we were playing. Unfortunately he moved away and we got a nice bloke called Bill who had a set of drums. (self taught). Halfway through the first number and the bass player lent over the drummer and said 'let us know when you finish building that effing shed' We knew we were in trouble when I indicated waltz time and he asked how does that go.

We could form a band with the a4a lot now we have a real drummer. The 'lovin spoonfull' has been used as a group name but I think 'The stinkin prongfull' is still free. ;)

debster

ace idea Ace, actually i only wanted to learn to play if i learnt properly the theory and how to read drum score etc, in my opinion if im told to do something i want to know why im doing it

cornykev

Nice on Deb, did I tell you I come from a musical family, yes thats right even the sowing machine's a     Singer.   :P        ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
MAY THE CORN BE WITH YOU.

Borlotti

Where do all the jokes come from, you should be on TV. 

cornykev

I was on the tele once.











The OH said, get off that you drunken bum, you'll break it.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
MAY THE CORN BE WITH YOU.

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