Well it made me laugh

[Borlotti]

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into
the taxi and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank".
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman.  He's a guy who did everything right all the
time.  Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened
like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman.  He was a terrific athlete. He could have
won the Grand Slam at tennis.
He could golf with the pros.  He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.  He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more ... He had a memory like a computer.  He
remembered everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat
them with.  He could fix anything.
Not like me.  I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.  But
Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid
traffic jams.  Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.  But
Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a
woman and make her feel good.  He would never answer her back even if
she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes
highly polished too.  He was the perfect man!  He never made a
mistake.  No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
 

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank.  He died ... I'm married to
his f*cking widow."

[Borlotti]

[cornykev]

 ;D ;D ;D

[Squash64]

Love it!

[Georgie]

Nice one.   ;D

G x

[mummybunny]

 ;D ;D ;D

[lushy86]

 ;D ;D

[simmo116]

sounds about right.....lol