Silly things

[Borlotti]

I went to Dorothy Perkins with my friend from work, and took what I thought was a pen out of my bag, well it was white and thick like one I had free from advertising.  I didn't have my glasses on.  I pulled the lid off to write the cheque and it was a tampax.  My friend nearly wet herself laughing and I couldn't understand why it didn't write.  That was a long time ago, don't have that problem now.  I think the queue found it quite funny as well.  My friend (ex-friend) did tell that story at my retirement do, and we are still speaking.

[Borlotti]

[Carol]

Thats good,  the sort of thing i| would do.   ;D ;D

My last boss used to frequently ask me for a paracatemol for his headaches.  One time I was due for a holiday involving a flight and was given 2 sedatives for both flights.  I wasn't thinking and gave my boss 2 sleeping pills instead of the paracetemol.  He took them and left for a meeting with his assistant.  Needless to say he didn't take part in the meeting, he fell asleep and had to be driven home.  Could have dangerous I know, but there was no hard feelings and he still took pills from me but after a double check each time.   ;D ;D