The call of nature (don't read if easily offended!)

[lewic]

Have been spending several hours each evening clearing my allotment and occasionally have to answer the call of nature..

Dont mind weeing in a bucket in the shed, but tonight had to do an emergency  No2 in a carrier bag and bury it  :P (good compost I'm sure..apart from the plastic bag!). Does anyone have any tips on how to make a discreet compost loo? Or do you all hang on until you get home?

[lewic]

[asbean]

Bury it (but not the plastic)  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\

[lewic]

Yeah but what to do with the plastic? Spose I could drop it off at Tescos carrier bag recycling point........

[asbean]

As long as no-one sees you dropping it off - Ah!!! but it would have your DNA on it, they could trace you that way  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

[elvis2003]

would rather have to drive back home than do what you did,all power to you mind!

[Tin Shed]

Thank goodness we have toilets on our site :D

[asbean]

I always go before I leave home. I can't wait to get the shed!!!!

[Theplotthickens]

Dont mind weeing in a bucket in the shed........

Good for the leeks when diluted @ 10-1(water-wee)  ;)

[lewic]

I think I'm gonna have to look on Ebay for a commode. And line it with something biodegradable.. and perhaps a discreet willow fence around it?

[Simon05]

when you have to go you have to go, a bucket is best with a toilet seat over the top, with some water in the bucket its just like a toilet at home, lol , just throw it on the compost it will rot down eventually, the no2 not the plastic bag.

[Borlotti]

Didn't they used to stick it on the rhubarb.  Did we really have to have that much information about your toilet habits.

[thifasmom]

Yeah but what to do with the plastic? Spose I could drop it off at Tescos carrier bag recycling point........

this made me laugh out loud and shout gross at the same time ;D next time use a couple sheets of newspaper then you could bury the lot. i had to do this a few years ago for my two year old daughter and there were no loos around, i shan't say where we were.

[thifasmom]

I think I'm gonna have to look on Ebay for a commode. And line it with something biodegradable.. and perhaps a discreet willow fence around it?

what about a portable camping loo.

[Baccy Man]

Download a free copy of the humanure handbook it gives comprehensive instructions on how to build a composting toilet.

http://jenkinspublishing.com/humanure_contents.html

[ugly gourd]

They now do a portable toilet called a nuts box which they sell to people who go to festivals better to google it than me try and explain!!

[lizagrowbag]

phewwwwww we have loos at our allotment
hehe

[kt.]

What about putting the bag in a bin for dog waste, as dog walkers are supposed to? ;)

[thifasmom]

this such a weird post  ;D, but it has me googling :-\ here are some links to things i found;
http://www.howethical.com/category/festivals/
http://www.filthyfox.co.uk/Disposable-Toilet-p-1.html
http://www.pmate.co.uk/index.html
http://www.mayorwatch.co.uk/10-319530011-B000NLU0EW-Shewee.html
http://www.survivalbox.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=48&osCsid=986a452d30812f0d81abef4d5278da57

[davyw1]

Will this make 2 pages of talking a load of s£$%e  LOL

[thifasmom]

Will this make 2 pages of talking a load of s£$%e  LOL

your post has me ROFL ;D