Matthew likes mango

Started by manicscousers, May 17, 2008, 15:47:28

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manicscousers

so much so, he uses it instead of a dummy  ;D

manicscousers


carolinej

He's sooooo cute ;D

Found an interesting site on mangoes. Here's a clip.

Mangos Are Good For You

Mangos, like all fruit except the nasty strawberry, are packed full of nanobots constructed by the progenitors of the human race and seeded on the planet Earth during the Triassic period to fight off arterial sclerosis which was ravaging the dinosaurs at the time. Over the aeons the original nanobot programming of all other fruits has become corrupted through replication errors: damsons cause your ankles to swell, red grapes cure dutch elm disease but dutch elm trees rarely eat them, nectarines sing constantly but at a pitch beyond our hearing, et cetera. Only the mango, due to its recent formation in history, has anything close to the original code intact and is the sole fruit that will fight off lung dessication.

Here are some Mango Facts!
There is more vitamin C in one mango than in a field of lost jackals,
one mango can sustain the life of a hunger-striker far longer than not eating anything at all,
the seed of the mango can also be consumed although it is unsafe to do so and will lead to a mango bush growing in your stomach lining and eventually strangling your lower intestine to death,
the skin of the mango is full of mangaticide-R which scientists are still experimenting with to see if they can put it in hair products,
the smell of a perfectly-ripe mango will keep grizzly bears away if those bears have been trained to fear it. Otherwise it attracts them and sends them into a rage.

??? ::) ;D

cj :)


manicscousers

good grief  ;D ;D ;D
I'll tell him

honeybee


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