Lock up your tools, lads.

[kenkew]

What happens when your OH gets hold of the wrong tool...
This is an expensive lignum-vitae wood carving mallet used by my OH for knocking nails in... >:(

[kenkew]

[Barnowl]

that's a painful sight......

[norfolklass]

you have my sympathy!
my OH turned my nice new set of Harris paint brushes into black spiky sea urchins, with all their bristles going in different directions. then he wonders why it's really difficult to paint the woodwork without getting gloss all over the walls...
grrr.