Hoorah! The poo fairy has been

[Sprout]

Was awake all last night worrying whether the shed will blow over again in the gales. Got up a bit earlier and visited the plot at 5:50am, pitch-black-dark and lashing rain. Through the gloom I can see that my little palace has survived the night. But wait. What's that? Yes, it's true. The Poo Fairy has delivered the manure I'd ordered before Christmas (luckily it wasn't destined as an Xmas present for anyone). Funny how a grown man can get so excited over a pile of ****! Actually, forget pile, it's a veritable mountain. Off now for a lie down in a darkened room.

[Sprout]

[norfolklass]

congrats on your new delivery ;D
got mine a few weeks ago and still can't stop admiring it! ::)

[daisymay]

if only it would spread itself out all over the allotment too! No use admiring it - get stuck in!!  ;D

[shirlton]

I just love muck don't you

[saddad]

That's some serious muck Shirlton... enjoy spreading it about!
;D

[manicscousers]

congratulations, sprout, welcome to the poo appreciation society  ;D

[sawfish]

you excerementalist you.

:)

[quizzical1]

Where does the poo fairy live, I'd love her to drop some off at my plot.