This years best non gardening achievement

Started by petemason, December 01, 2005, 12:16:56

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ACE

Jez Derek!nearly every time you post on thread a bit more of you goes missing. Hips, knees, eye, Are you sure you are not taking part in war games yourself.

Reminds me of a little song called Side by side

I got married last friday
The preacher said it was my day
As we went down the aisle
Walking in style
Side by side


We got ready for bed when
Here false teeth and wig then
she put on the chair
right over there
side by side

Then to my amazement a little glass eye so small
an arm a leg beside it she put on the chair by the wall

Now my baby and me have soon parted
And I'm broken hearted
Cause I sleep on the chair
there's more of her there
Side by side.




ACE


terrace max

Helping make a fourth baby. I'm so fertile the crack of dawn has to beware when I'm about...!

Oh, and giving up the car.
I travelled to a mystical time zone
but I missed my bed
so I soon came home

Heldi

I've successfully potty trained...after all these years

undercarriage plan

Well done, Heldi!! Bet your OH is relieved.... ;D ;) Hated that bit of toddlers, little sweeties used to hide behind the sofa to perform, then pretend hadn't...... kinda guessed.. ::)

Derek

Ace

It certainly feels like that sometimes....still the surgeons have to have someone to practice on  ;)

The eye problem was through high blood pressure... overdoing it just a bit...wouldn't listen to the Governor.. you takes your chance and take the consequences.

Now next year...I am going to win the lottery!  8)

Derek
Derek... South Leicestershire

I am in my own little world, ...it's OK, ...they know me there!

wardy

Ah dear, you lot  ;D   :'(  Crying with laughin here  :)

Bet the back of your settee honks worse than mine (cos of the dog I might add) Lotty  ;D
I came, I saw, I composted

undercarriage plan

Well, I haven't left it there for the last 4 years!  ::)!! Oh lor, please no!..... runs to check...

Heldi


TULIP-23

For me  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

THIS YEARS BEST NON-GARDENING ACHIEVEMENT

GETTING TO KNOW YOU LOVELY PEOPLE

THANK YOU SO MUCH 8) 8) 8) 8)
Sometimes its better to listen than to talk

Derekthefox

Awww how sweet ... I'm going to start blubbing now ...  ;)

Derekthefox :D

kentishchloe

Hmmm, well it's got to be watching my boy learn all the things he's learnt so far - crawling, standing, walking, running. He's just beginning to come out with real words too - pointed a banana yesterday and asked "na-na?"  ;D ;D
Also have made it 15 months without using a single disposable nappy - that's over a tonne of waste that hasn't gone to landfill  :o
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
'Kubla Khan' Samuel Taylor Coleridge

terrace max

QuoteAlso have made it 15 months without using a single disposable nappy - that's over a tonne of waste that hasn't gone to landfill 

...and I calculate a saving of (15x4)x£8.99-SUM(£150-0.75x60)= £344.40. Drinks are on you!
I travelled to a mystical time zone
but I missed my bed
so I soon came home

kentishchloe

Yep - great innit? That's where the money came from for our week in Prague ;D Drank much Budvar 8) 8) (Me & OH I mean, not sprog.... he prefers Staropranem ;))
And there were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
'Kubla Khan' Samuel Taylor Coleridge

TULIP-23

Even you............ ;D Derekthefox

Must admit they are a great crowd here ;)
Sometimes its better to listen than to talk

wardy

I like that Budvar a bit too much  ::)  Limited myself to just the one last night  :)
I came, I saw, I composted

Derekthefox

Tulip,

Even me ... ?  What have I done now ?

Derekthefox ???

TULIP-23

Derekthefox ;D

Go so far as to say....EVEN YOU :D
Sometimes its better to listen than to talk

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