Fastest Firework display recorded....

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My neighbour just popped her head round the door and invited me and kids to her firework do, very kind of her....We all got coats on (1 min), walked next door (30secs) lit sparklers (25 secs), she lit first firework that shot up and went bang! Maggie shot out of my arms, screeched off at a never before seen speed, tore round the corner home, me racing up behind at an alarming rate,  back home (6 secs)..... ;D ;D ;D
We both suffer from sensitive hearing.... ::) ;)

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[tim]

Speaking of fireworks, you've seen 'Dog sees stick - dog wants stick' of course?

Can't put it on here? But can e-mail it. Or PM it? Don't know. Hilarious!

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Got me curious now, email away, Tim!! Won't tell Ol, give him a bit of a shock!!  ;D ;D ;D You could take trip to watershed...

[tim]

No - never get my feet wet!

We'll try the e-way.

I think it came from Ina. Where is she??

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LOL! OK will check!!

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Am on floor laughing here!! Poor, stupid little thing!!! LOLOL! Wouls post if I had any idea how to...Thanks Tim! And yes, it works... ;D ;D ;D

[lorna]

Now Tim has got us all guessing. UC Can't you put a link on here?  (says the wise one who sometimes has trouble in remembering how to turn the da *n thing on ;D)

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Erm...no? Will take advice on the matter Lorna....ANYONE KNOW HOW TO POST THIS??? See? Am clever bunny... ;D ;D ;D

[AikenDrum]

PM me and I'll post it    {:¬)#

Edit: If the word jeep is in it I remember it and know where it comes from, and will post it if asked..   {:¬)#

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Errrr....erm...OK will attempt this, but will have to email you Aiken, and not sure how to transfer email address from OHs Outllook express thing to here,  to you, see? You really have your work cut out for you!! Hope you patient man.... ;D

[tim]

Where is the thing that I wrote 1/2 an hour ago??

I said SAVE to DOCUMENTS & SEND e-mail to whoever.