A Joke for the Kids.

[Colin_Bellamy-Wood]

A whale was idly swimming through the ocean, taking a bite here, another there.   Suddenly he came upon a squid.   The squid held up a couple of tentacles to stop the whale in mid swim and said :

"Please Mr Whale, please don't eat me today.   I'm not feeling very well"

The whale took pity on the squid and said :

"I won't eat you, instead I'll give you a lift.   Jump onto my back and we'll swim together".

This the squid did, and the whale continued on his way with the squid clinging to his back.   After a while, they came upon  an undersea cliff with a cave.   The cave had a large rock in front of it as a door.   The whale knocked on the "door", which was soon opened by the occupant, a very large shark.

"Hello Mr Shark", said the whale "I've brought you that sick squid I owe you".

(Get it? If you say if quickly, it sounds like six quid).
This joke cost me 10p, so enjoy it as I had to.

[Colin_Bellamy-Wood]

[Hyacinth]

SO I'M A KID!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Nice Groaner, Colin, thanx

[teresa]

Nice one Colin  ;) had a good laugh Teresa

[Doris_Pinks]

Thank you Colin. Have copied it and sent it to my kid to open Monday morning, should make her smile too!
Dotty P ;D