men v cats

[GREENWIZARD]

Top Ten Reasons
Cats Are Better Than Men!

1. Cats don't golf every Saturday.

2. Cats won't say an outfit makes you look fat.

3. Cats aren't interested in  beer

4. Cats don't golf on Sunday either.

5. Cats treat your mum with respect.

6. Cats don't leave the seat up.

7. Cats aren't afraid of commitment.

8. Cats don't think the Three Stooges are funny.

9. Cats don't need constant attention.

10. Cats don't worry about hair loss.

But the top reason cats are better than men...............

Cats can be neutered if they stray!

[GREENWIZARD]

[montanum]

     OUCH !

[dibberxxx]

good one GW  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[aquilegia]

Oh dear. I thought Mr Aqui was a man, but according to that, he must be a cat!

[terrace max]

I detest golf, don't drink beer, love my partner's mum, have long hair, value life too much to say my partner is fat and have never even heard of the Three Stooges.

Do I qualify for cool cat status?

[joji]

Top Ten Reasons
Cats Are Better Than Men!

3. Cats aren't interested in  beer

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Will you have a word with 2 of mine then lol They would work for CAMRA if they had the chance  ;D

[katynewbie]

 ;D ;D ;D

TM: cool cat status only granted if all the above applies AND you wear sunglasses in the pub at night!!!!!!!!!! lol

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[terrace max]

Oh well.  :-\ Maybe next year... :)