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Started by Palustris, October 21, 2003, 21:48:07

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Palustris

October 21, 2003, 21:48:07 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Last evening we had 10 minutes of rain. Naturally the gutter leaked so I spent half the day up a ladder trying to fix it. Course I needed a hacksaw which is kept in the Shed. Now as I said once before the shed has a wormhole in it. Any tool at random, but always the one I want has gone through the wormhole into another time and dimension. In moving things around I found a rat-hole in the floor of the Cyber shed. Nothing unusual about that, except that the shed floor is 6 centimetres of concrete. I bet the dratted things have been borrowing my hammer and chisel to excavate that one. No wonder I cannot find anything, the rats have got my tools!
Gardening is the great leveller.

Palustris

October 21, 2003, 21:48:07 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Gardening is the great leveller.

ina

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October 21, 2003, 21:57:35 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Why don't you just 'delete' the rats? -Ina

Palustris

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October 21, 2003, 22:00:21 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
I hope I have, but they could just be lurking in the Deleted Items file, waiting their chance to return.
Gardening is the great leveller.

ina

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October 21, 2003, 22:21:35 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
How about 'cut and paste' them into your virus scanner's quarantine file or use them as 'wall paper'. You could also consider burning them onto a cd and send it to a friend. The options are endless. -Ina

Ceri

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October 21, 2003, 22:27:39 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
I truly believe my entire house is a wormhole - especially for scissors - my mother arrives on Monday for a whole week - best start cleaning about eerrrr... a week ago!

ina

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October 21, 2003, 22:41:53 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
Maybe you should crawl into a worm hole and don't come out for a week hahaha. -Ina

Palustris

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October 23, 2003, 23:58:17 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
The question is though, how do rats gnaw their way through 3 inches of concrete? I placed a heavy weight on the hole to stop the cats getting at the rat bait and today it has been moved well away from the hole. I am beginning to wonder if not only are these super-rats, but are on steroids for body-building, Next we will see them running round the garden carrying the 25kilo sacks of hen food, liberated from the hen run.
Gardening is the great leveller.

ina

#7
October 24, 2003, 00:44:01 Last Edit: January 01, 1970, 01:00:00 by 1077926400
This is getting scary Eric. On the other hand, you could always put a sign in your garden "This property is patrolled by guard rats, enter at your own risk". -Ina
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