Lotties laughter files.....

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Think it could be cow blasted to bits over moon!  ;D ;D ;D
9 tongiht Lorna!!! SHould be spectacular!!!

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[lorna]

DOH!! I know left off is tonight. I will just watch through my telescope, I am sure you won't be back by morning!! I can't afford the £30 penalty. all together ahhhhhh. Bon voyage.

[lorna]

EVEN LIFT OFF ::) ::) ::)

[undercarriage plan]

Dibs!!! Now!!!! Quick!! We're going to end up being deleted before take off!! I'll start loading...1 goat, 1 Russ, 1 cow....moon cabbages, vodka...euuuu....meths..euuuu....wine... ;D plasters and bandages, WD40, sellotape....crisps...and loo roll.....OK....foot tapping.... :-X

[dibberxxx]

hurry lots hurry the cow wont fit throw the door , god i have dropped the vodka..................smash, cabbages are rolling down the the take off pad lots HELP ,

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STOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!! Had a thought......unless...unless...this is a cunning plan to get us on the moon and then lock it behind us....mmm....we may find ourselves in the Laundry setion... ???

[dibberxxx]

perhaps you right , i mean i have no applications for space cadets , they must know something we don't

[undercarriage plan]

Yes probably my engineering skills... ::) shall we just sit and wait for that big hand to pick us up and drop us mercilessly in an unknown territory? We could still wear our suits, just to be on the safe side....or blast off like Thelma and Louise do Mars.... ??? ;D

[Delilah]

Wards can I have the empty bottle, OH just finished putting shed up and making coldframe, I've now asked very nicely if he can make me a comfrey pipe, shown him your piccy and he just rolled his eyes, wandering off in despair!!!!!!!!

"whats she gonna ask me to do next" ::) ::)

good luck guys, shall miss you ;)

[dibberxxx]

thanks Deliah , but not sure take off will be tonite as rocket don't look to sturdy

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Erm...Dibs.....guess what Russ just lit... ;D ;D ;D  ;D Come on gal!! jump!!

[dibberxxx]

helmets on shut the door ........... the meths are burning well here we go,........... the rocket is shaking hope the duck tape holds it together  ;D ;D ;D

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Well.....COOoooooeeee!!! Phew! Who'd have thought it!! Not only grown veg sucCessfully on the moon, but Russ is now space ship trained the goat can play the trumpet, and....and...it appears the combination of meths, vodka and sellotape, is the key to time travel....Good years/20min work, I reckon, Dibs me ol mate!! And look the files are still here... ;D ;D ;D
What do you reckon to the supernatural kind next....Dibs..DIBS!!!  ::)

[jaggythistle]

  Houston....we have a problem...........shes still here !!!!!!! :o :o ;D ;D

   scooping my coat and running for the door ....break neck speed !!!!

[undercarriage plan]

Jags, we've been, we've looked and had a wander and all sorts...very pretty, crappy soil though....now doing X file stuff....I think or whatver. not fussed....need a drink actually, Dibs is well....very excitable driver... :P

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Hey Dibs, get your butt out of that cockpit....Have had a PM from Dan, says he's sorry couldn't make it to the moon, but apparently his brocoli needed weeding  ::) ;)...and Files are fine, but you have to stop goat braiding and no more bad language from you matey...tst....soooo....erm.....what you done with Russ? And where's me Ficus?  ???

[dibberxxx]

Russ has gone moonwalking  to do his thing , got him on long chain as he said he might pop over to Jupiter , :o :o :o  shame Dan could not make it will send him postcard, soil is so rocky ,                                                                                                             WOW lottie what was that did you see that ....................... ::) ::) ::) ::)

[undercarriage plan]

What? THAT!!!!  :o :o :o 

[dibberxxx]

yes That ................wish all them at home could see, get the satellite dish set up :o :o :o

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Dibs.....it's a cloud?  ::) We landed last night? Erm.....you haven't left Russ have you? OOOoooooerrrrrr.. :-X