Lotties laughter files.....

[undercarriage plan]

Yup! Still can't sit down... ::) And perhaps someone's been naughty again and we've lost PM ability...hang on I'll attempt PM procedure....put your seat belt on... ;D

[undercarriage plan]

[dibberxxx]

i fink its a overload where to many peeps trying to pm us, to much for puter

[undercarriage plan]

Mmmm...true.....have you started interviewing? Don't forget to ask who has the biggest box of matches....very important..

[dibberxxx]

very important what size feet aswell , only  have size 14 left  ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

hang find really thick pair of socks so size 6 upwards can apply  ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Well that narrows it down.... ;D Can we pop to the shops Dibs? I need more Mr Sheen, that blessed goat.....grrrrr...

[dibberxxx]

i have most the supply's , but we could do with some more pilchards, not doing very well with trying to weigh down this glass of milk

[undercarriage plan]

OK, will get a tin of pilchards, Mr Sheen, more bin bags, thank you Russ, extra batteries, more sellotape and some elastic...Oooo and don't forget your adress book for letters home  ;D

[dibberxxx]

got me writting paper and pens, but not to sure what days the postman comes on the moon ,on to the post office now they got me on hold hate greensleves

[undercarriage plan]

MMMMMMMmmmmm...good point bout postie, perhaps we'd do better with me laptop, I'm sure we can grab a satellite as we go by, or perhaps a megaphone....anyway, shall I bring my trumpet?

[jaggythistle]

 I am size 14.... but I am sooooooo not going to the moon :o :o :o takes me
 all my time to navigate Tescos......besides I would never be able to fit a big
 enough packed lunch in !!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Well don't we just aim and fire?  ???

[dibberxxx]

Jags you are just playing hard to get you know you what to be one of our space cadets  ;D ;D ;D ;D and having size 14 we really what like you to come to the moon, me lots Russ Bob and the goat jags what a opportunity  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and jags dont worry no tesco on the moon , lots yes definate on the trumpet

[jaggythistle]

  Can't and shan't cos I would be left to take russ out for a float !!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

jags we would let you plants the space cabbage ,  ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

He's just got moon envy is all DIbs...speaking of which, did you load the chooks? And their leads? Thought fresh eggs may be nice, though not sure if the cow is going to fit.. ???

[dibberxxx]

chooks all loaded ,manage to fit cow in your sleeping quarters i thought you would not mind ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

That's OK,Dibs! Thought I'd sit on the rocket, get a good view.. ;D OK meet back here at 9 then... OOoo getting all excted now!!

[lorna]

Can't come!! :'( :'( Dental appointment , and if I cancel will cost me £30 ???

[dibberxxx]

Lorna it 9pm tonite i am sure you will not be at dentist , you must come Lorna we have big pair of scissors for you to cut the ribbon , and wardy you are to  christen the ship with a bottle of  liquid fertiliser