Lotties laughter files.....

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======> Jaggy, Icy, Dibs, Lorna. Me?======>

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[dibberxxx]

Icy i wont to stand on box and do the high bits ,and if you have Irish in you you have to be in our group  ;D ;D ;D ;D have already spoke to Louie and he is really interested i think it was lotties pig tails and Lorna's dancing that sold us  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D he also said i could do the high bit on a box with a pink kilt on he said peeps would enjoy looking up at me more  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D bad new is lottie he said no DMS so we will have to wear heels over them  ;D ;D ;D

PS icy nice activator glad to see the spoons and carrots are gone  ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Well, you just tell him, no DMs... no pig tails!!! And def no glittery sporon..... >:( >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D

[Icyberjunkie]

You think Jags in kilt is better on box? :o :o :o ;)

Not sure she'd get into it and with what Scotsmen wear under their kilt I'm not taking it off so she can get in it on her own - besides that wouldn't be so much fun... {WEG}

..besides with no Irish does that mean I'm outa the group  :-[

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Erm, Icy...she whispers....am now hiding in corner for when Jags, who's a large, Scottish man arrives.....will just go get popcorn for me, Dibs and Lorna..... ;D ;D ;D
And if you still in one piece after this, cos you can be in group!! But will need to know how you are with triangle coordination first.... budge over Dibs!! Can't see here... ;D ;)

[dibberxxx]

thanks for saving me some popcorn lottie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D icy you are defiantly in the group , we need good Irish man wearing kilt  ;D ;D ;D ;D so jaggy can do the Irish bit, icy you can wear the kilt and be stand up on a box, lottie you can just get some more popcorn lol

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More??? For goodness sake!! OK...trudgin off wearily..dont let them start without me...and not sure if Jags should be wearing that hat? And who's going to do triangle?? ??? Am very  worried..can't do X factor and have no triangle.... :'(

[dibberxxx]

could you get me a drink of coke when you there please Katey , wont start with out you , i agree that hat looks stupid , jags just spike you hair more , i have got triangle don't worry lottie found old wind chime will make great triangle  :o :o :o :o

[lorna]

Can you wait until car has graphics on it please?? May I have  cashew nuts please?
You can  do a bit more practicing  to give me time to slap son into submission over the graphics, I think he is weakening, when I went over he said I will take pic of car and get something on screen. Fingers crossed. ;D

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Oooo have everything crosed Lorna!! Am sat  here in one hell of a crossed  mess!!! Dibs, have spoken to Jags, he will agree to hat removal for fiver..Icy has gone missing behind curtains..dread to think.. ::) ::) ::) and me? Well I'm having complete personlatiy breakdown..have decided on Kate..no I mean Lottie..or is UP better...need flow chart I think....
Erm..er...Me!!

[lorna]

AND WHAT ABOUT MY NUTS?????

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Oops!!..turns round and heds back to bar growling...here you go sweet pea!! ;D ;D ;D ::)
Given up....

[jaggythistle]

   Tsk tsk tsk....psssssssssst thats not a hat....thats me Y's ::) ::) :o
   gotta keep my head warm when I do the true scotsman bit  ;D ;D  but I
   have gotta say this if you expect me to can can too I may be out in more
   ways than 1  :o :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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[dibberxxx]

Lorna we will wait for you to get graphics on car as we my be able to use car in music video  ::) ::) ::) ::) lottie where is my drink and Lorna's nuts you have been gone for ages i hope you are not busking outside  ;D ;D ;D jaggy cant wait to see this true Scotsman bit  ;D ;D

[lorna]

Okey dokey. He had to go to Derby today for Donna to have her wrist checked (she has had two ops on both wrists). 3hours there 10mins with specialist 2hours home!!!! Anyhow if fine tomorrow (no fog) I will probably get car washed and casually pop over to his workshop (10miles away) Will make sure and take my digi in case he says "Haven't got my camera here" Aha I am up to all his tricks ;D Have been quite busy sending all the seeds off that people have requested  Dibber yours are waiting ;D Take care.
PS shall I leave Elsas' cage on back seat in case anyone misbehaves???

[Icyberjunkie]

Jags is a bloke, like a geezer, like a man,  like a...........bloomin' eck!  Sorry mate, wrong Jaggs <cringe>


As for can can not so sure about that - hurts like hell when the sporran swings back down making it hard to hit the low notes!

As for the one with no name to claim - why not combine them...Lottie UP Kate  {GG}   You need a bit of LUK lol

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Honestly Dibs!!! Is very hard to locate your tipple of meths with twist....here ya nuts Lorna!! And Jags and Iain!! That is sooooo not how you do the can can!!! Not quite sure what it is your doing...er...mmmm..but...well, your fishnets are torn, your peacok feather is squiffy and your sporons..well...what can I say....!!  But won't try luc...too many permutations, Iain, and I bad, bad speller.....will stick to Lottie or UP or erm Neville..or.?er?

[lorna]

Didn't get to car wash.... brother and sister.i.l  turned up (only one of my side of the family live near me..10miles rest live 100 miles away)
Anyhow  Lottie don't want to be rude but you were so long with the nuts Lorna jnr ran out and got me some cashew nuts. I have eaten a whole tin in 36hours.

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hic...I'sh soz Lorna.....here's you go... have been...hic...delayed by a...a....er...something that delayed me.... ;D..barrel of lager for Dibs.....all the Whisky in the world for Jags and Icy...and guiness for you...don't know, Lorna...just assumed....sorry...will go back...and luc?!?!?!? No Icy, just.....no...sorry..... ::) ;D ;)