Lotties laughter files.....

[dibberxxx]

 100 hundred spoons on there way jaggy  ;D ;D ;D ;D yes but jaggy you was a paint stripper  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

[undercarriage plan]

Bless him, think the spoon went in too far Dibs, may have wiggled his brain about a bit.....give him an extra spoon just to cheer him up......And I was just checking the stripper's...erm...well.....certificate of insurance....really...and I often drool like that, is genetic.... ;D ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

i am sure lottie it was not the strippers certificate you were checking , ;D ;D ;D ;D  poor stripper look hurrified and so relieved when me and jaggy pulled you of off him , ;D ;D ;D funny place to keep a certificate ,

[undercarriage plan]

Well....these strippers are crafty, have to check for all eventualities...am pleased to say he passed certificate inspection..... ;D ;D ;D though far too many tassles for my liking...could take your eye out..or concussion with all that twirling... :o ;D ;)

[lorna]

Hey Dibber.... be careful what you say....I am a Mother of four ??? Still mine have all flown the nest . I just need a strong man....(don't even go there Lottie)   to  get the ruddy ivy roots out of the ground. I am  cream crackered have just come in for a cuppa.. Still it is nice  to know I am the only normal one on this thread ;D Back to the ivy roots.

[undercarriage plan]

Now, Lorna, what must you think of me...as if I'd make any remarks about you needing a strong, young man...rippling muscle...nice torso...can dig for as long as necessary.....feet don't smell.....sigh...Whoops!! Now where were we? Oh yes, Jaggy's spoon removal!! Hey Lorna, will send you Jaggy!! Though that spoon is going to be hard to wrap.... ??? ;D ;)

[jaggythistle]

   Dibs...just about I was a wallpaper stripper... ;D ;D ;D ;D...lottie if he had
   kit off...he never had many places to hide said certificate... ;D ;D thought
   I was smelling that pig stuff for a minute again(sighs) ::) only to find its
   lotties feet....phhhheeeeeeeeewwwwwr...!!!!!!  ;D 8) lorna don't look at
   me I had enough trouble with ivy :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( still having nightmates yet
   bout a million critters secreted themselves about my person when I was
    taking it out....(just thinking about it is giving me the cobbywobbbles) ::) ::)

    Oh n lottie should you be viewing that close that said tassel could poke
    your eye out...?????????   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Ooooops.......am just checking for health and safety, really, is truth....And my tootsies lovely and scrubbed, thank you very much!! Bleach works a treat!  ;D ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

lorna next male stripper we get we will invite you ,lottie can check his certificate in more detail if you give her a hand Lorna he might be interested in helping you with your ivy  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ps i love ivy i have very large tatoo of ivy all up my leg and on my hand

[undercarriage plan]

Well Dibs, I think you ought to get several possible strippers lined up for checking...just to make sure they're suitable for Lorna's digging requirements.....will don glasses........is only a suggestion...but I think it's a good idea!! Really....... I do....Please???!?! ;D ;D ;D

[dibberxxx]

ok lottie sounds good to me , will have to check them all out manually to make sure they are not hidding anything ,  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Lorna can help to , ::) ::) ::)  to make 100 per cent that they meet her requirements  :o :o :o :o

[lorna]

I have chickened out of having hunks turn up here to help. It could bring on a heart attack and you must just realize I am an old fashioned girl. (well  GIRL is a slight exaggeration!!). Have now managed to dispose of ivy.

[undercarriage plan]

Fairs enough , Lorna, will send strippers home....sigh...and concentrate on the more important task of decorating your car!! Was thinking glitter ball, sparkley bits on hubs , oooo no!! Neon! Will look fab!! Will chew pencil for while and come up with loads of ideas!!!!
Lottie

[dibberxxx]

Lorna i hope me and lottie have not scared you off with all the talk of strippers  :o :o :o there never really was any Lorna me and lottie like to pretend , was thinking about your car Lorna and i am with lottie need to be pimped up , get you a nice music system in there think we will go for gold so it looks really regal , some nice gold racing stripes over the bonnet and roof , ;D ;D ;D ;D

[undercarriage plan]

Wot do you mean "There weren't any..."....sniff....then I'm in big trouble with someone.... :o :o :o, checked man for certifcate!! Did think he seemed a bit shy for a stripper, but he can whoolly shift!! Took off like a cork from a bottle, still...car...what about big stonking wheels!! Like on monster truck thingies... ;D ;D ;D

[lorna]

Dibber & Lottie. No I don't scare easily ;D Son John popped in this afternoon I told him you are both tapping your feet waiting for my car to be transformed. He just smiled!!!!! Have to work on him, will go to his workshop and make him a cuppa to soften him up, might even take him a ham roll!!!! Lottie it is definately a NO for the pic. I told him he is a miserable old ?????. Might have to give him a talking to about the car.   Lorna.

[undercarriage plan]

Awwww... say you either use that one, or one of his less attractive baby pics..... ;D ;D ;D I've saved up loads of particular unsavoury ones for future use on my sproglets....... ;)

[dibberxxx]

you just tell him Lorna you are his mother and you can have what you want lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D and if he does not agree tell him you will set me and lottie on to him lol ;D ;D ;D ;D lottie i fink that was the manager of the night club where we had the party ,who's certificate your where checking ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

[undercarriage plan]

Oh dear....is that why we can't get in now....? ::) ::) ::) ;) No good in clubs anyway, noone does the funky chicken anymore.... :'( :'( :'( ;D ;)

[lorna]

Don't know about funky chicken but husband and kids have always said "watch out she is going to do her chicken dance!" I think it is something to do with the way I move my arms. Eldest Grandson (19) is always in charge of the camcorder at parties. If I go anywhere near him he quickly lifts the camera and pretends to film ;D Think he is terrified that I will drag him on to the floor, especially now he is courting :-[