Most unwelcome/OTT Crimbo pressie?

[Hyacinth]

Oh! what fun...would just LOVE to spend the afternoon writing 'rude' words & seeing how they're translated, but you know how it is...

Nuns to visit, rude root veggies to deliver  ;D ;D - Lishka

[Hyacinth]

[ciaozzy]

Yo BB

mahn cant believe you actually ASKED for an iron for crimbo...lol

just betwen you andme but this valentines day runour has it thathey are producing sum... hold steady now girl ;) oven gloves wiv cute lil red heart on them.... put you down for 3 pairs ?  LOL

God reading that has made me feel dead luckY I got bu**ger all for crimbo... okay acu tommorow.... but itz my bread ayway.. swear it if wife had brought me a drill or something I would go ape..... like in junglebook a dooopdeeep doobie dee do

oZzY %)

[budgiebreeder]

Now ya talking Oz my dead favourite Jungle Book ............Want ta be like you oooh Want ta talk like you walk like you oooooh ooooooh be doooooooooh.Dear oh dear you know what the song for today is now!!!!!!!!!!!
Oven gloves for Valentines day I can't wait.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ciaozzy]

well at 12 oclocky to day it is my acupuncture appontment...

50 carots sez it wont work? and to cover me bet  50 carrots and a  turnip sez it will...


yo Lish have alan carr books and tapes plus paul mckena video which is allright but didnt work... but god trip paul


anyone like litle brittain (comedy series)

and the office was a scream so funny

laterz


oZ

[Doris_Pinks]

Oz , hope it works, if it does I off to to the local acu person!
My quit date is 6th Jan, (kids back at school, festivities over etc.) I wos just gonna sit here at my computer day after day cos I don't smoke upstairs! I am going to try the patches, and see how it goes.........................anyone care to join, we could start a quit smoking day!!  DP

(PS: Sister did hypnosis.came out and immediately lit up a cig!)

[ciaozzy]

Yo Doris

Definately works and also body feels somehow balanced and no withdrawals whasoever.... also when get acued I loved it.. lying there involved with the ancient and the new at the same time.... and I was in there a good hour maybe more... time just did not matter... and the twanee massage.... dead nice....

laughed so much when suction caps were placed on back .... cuz you cant seee what happening
and you do think "wotz going on?" but just give in to it ad enjoy....

Lish have a vaporiser which is much healtier way.....

Still not wanting a ciggie, which is dead coool,  have so long wanted to stop b4 health suffers... now I have done it and alan carr is also good read cuz its just so true..

anyway have to see about vol work at local project..

go for it doris and we will be shouting out our support for you....

oZzY

xxx

[mysticmog]

Pressie heaven!  I got a smoothie maker - tis fab!  I've been mushing up fruit and veggies all week - hours of fun, but decided celery n tomatoe juice with chilli is not what it's cracked up to be - just turns into stringy mush - bleurgh...

Most unexpected pressie was chocolate potatoes from Tenuse.  Look like tattys, come in a sack, taste like chocolate...joy!

They do other chocolate veggies too...bizarre!
http://www.sweetmasters.com/images/veg.jpg