Author Topic: A Question? (Read 8485 times)

Palustris · « **Reply #40 on:** September 04, 2005, 19:05:44 »

How can The Secret Bunker be a secret bunker when there are road signs all round it to show you how to get to it?

redimp · « **Reply #41 on:** September 04, 2005, 19:08:03 »

It's amzing what you get when you Google.

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #42 on:** September 04, 2005, 19:21:06 »

Well, of course, some of us like to use our God-given talents..... which would be why I've not posted one as yet.. ;D
Lottie

Palustris · « **Reply #43 on:** September 04, 2005, 19:42:21 »

Mine are all mine own musings!.
Daughter came up with one today. "Mother is putting on the vegetables!"
Hmm, conjures up a lovely picture of amazing fashion designs with a few corn cobs, a couple of cabbage leaves and a handful of green beans!

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #44 on:** September 04, 2005, 21:20:12 »

;D ;D ;D! My OH likes me to put the kettle on...kinky........
Lottie ;)

dibberxxx · « **Reply #45 on:** September 05, 2005, 13:02:52 »

My oh allways ask me to put the kettle on but it does not fit ;D ;D ;D

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #46 on:** September 05, 2005, 19:55:02 »

You're probably trying to put it on inside out Dibs ::), the spout has to go on the outside. or you snag your tights, which means they'll be useless for silly faces later! Ooo and make sure it's empty too.... ;D Lottie

Icyberjunkie · « **Reply #47 on:** September 06, 2005, 18:34:21 »

Have you ever actually tried to turn a house upside down??? Blooming heavy it is...............

Hex · « **Reply #48 on:** September 06, 2005, 20:06:40 »

child on board? buy them a car seat like the rest of us

as seen by OH in mens toilet - wet paint, this is NOT an instruction

Palustris · « **Reply #49 on:** September 06, 2005, 20:10:47 »

Why is it that the thing you have lost is always in the last place you look for it?

redimp · « **Reply #50 on:** September 06, 2005, 20:41:10 »

That's easy Eric - it's called sod's law.

Robert_Brenchley · « **Reply #51 on:** September 06, 2005, 23:41:49 »

Quote from: Icyberjunkie on September 06, 2005, 18:34:21

Have you ever actually tried to turn a house upside down??? Blooming heavy it is...............

No, but I've seen pics of houses turned upside-down. It was after an earthquake somewhere in Japan; the houses had been built on wet sand, and the vibration liquified it. The whole row had capsised, quite literally.

dibberxxx · « **Reply #52 on:** September 07, 2005, 13:23:51 »

thats where i am going wrong lottie tryed putting the kettle on with water in it ;D ;D ;Dand allways thought your head had to go up the spout

Icyberjunkie · « **Reply #53 on:** September 07, 2005, 18:32:33 »

Quote from: dibberxxx on September 07, 2005, 13:23:51

;D ;D ;Dand allways thought your head had to go up the spout

LMAO!!!!! So tempted to add comment in correcting that statement but daren't cos I'm a nice innocent lad ;) ;D ;D ;D :P

Palustris · « **Reply #54 on:** September 07, 2005, 18:50:46 »

And now for a clever literary question. If two wrongs do not make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #55 on:** September 07, 2005, 18:56:47 »

hem hem.....In the first instance, the second negative (wrong) has no effect on the first negative: it is in fact independent and as a result of the first action. In the second instance, the second negative refers to and acts upon the first negative, thereby reversing its polarity. They are entirely different, obviously......... ;D Lottie

Shirley · « **Reply #56 on:** September 07, 2005, 19:21:58 »

Quote from: Palustris on September 06, 2005, 20:10:47

Why is it that the thing you have lost is always in the last place you look for it?

Because once you found it, you stop looking

Palustris · « **Reply #57 on:** September 07, 2005, 20:22:29 »

At last!
Tehn why is it that you always have more things to put in drawers than you have drawers to put them in?

undercarriage plan · « **Reply #58 on:** September 07, 2005, 20:40:30 »

Ahh, now that would be too much shopping! Or you've been washing your chest of drawers on too high a temperature ....... ;) Lottie ;D

dibberxxx · « **Reply #59 on:** September 07, 2005, 21:49:12 »

glad you never added to the comment icyberjunkie , ;D ;D ;D ;D

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