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Icyberjunkie
Hectare
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Doh..I got a slug farm,a flea beetle heaven..doh!
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Reply #20 on:
September 02, 2005, 14:33:43 »
lmao got no one working in the office now cos I just read these out they are all to busy laughing. ;D ;D
Iain
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Neil (The Young Ones) once said "You plant the seed, the seed grows, you harvest the seed....You plant the seed....." if only it was that simple!!!
montanum
Half Acre
Posts: 117
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Reply #21 on:
September 02, 2005, 15:29:47 »
ROAD SIGN. Slow Old Peoples Home. So where do the more sprightly go?
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montanum
Half Acre
Posts: 117
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Reply #22 on:
September 02, 2005, 15:31:21 »
And for the original question.
ERIC,DON'T DO IT
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From The Mountains
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Reply #23 on:
September 02, 2005, 19:33:44 »
Bit concerned, he's gone a bit quiet..... :o Lottie
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Palustris
Hectare
Posts: 4,360
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Reply #24 on:
September 02, 2005, 20:27:40 »
I was brought up not to speak with my mouth full, you will have to wait until I have finished this finger roll!
Heard one on TV just. "This is where the cooking begins in earnest."
Well in our house the cooking begins in the oven!
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Gardening is the great leveller.
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Reply #25 on:
September 02, 2005, 21:18:07 »
LOL!! OK you win Eric! That funny! But poor Ernest.. ;D Lottie
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Palustris
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Reply #26 on:
September 02, 2005, 22:25:14 »
Gardening on TV.
Don't even think about it, the soil does terrible things to the insidewhen it falls through those little slots in the back of the set!
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Reply #27 on:
September 03, 2005, 15:31:48 »
Think I might fall off as well......... ;D Lottie
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Juliet
Half Acre
Posts: 231
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Reply #28 on:
September 03, 2005, 16:58:41 »
How about this one:
Time flies. You can't. They move too fast.
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Reply #29 on:
September 03, 2005, 17:28:52 »
AAHHAAA!! Got it! Am I as slow as I think I am...... ::) ::) ::), on second thoughts.....ignorance is bliss, don't answer that!!
Lottie ;D
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Hex
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Posts: 128
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Reply #30 on:
September 03, 2005, 19:59:17 »
Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana
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Reply #31 on:
September 03, 2005, 20:14:16 »
You got me Hex!! Had to ask OH ::) ::) ::) But don't tell Eric....
Lottie ;D
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Icyberjunkie
Hectare
Posts: 817
Doh..I got a slug farm,a flea beetle heaven..doh!
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Reply #32 on:
September 04, 2005, 09:05:15 »
Can you do Mexican in a microwave or does it need a whole stadium?
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Neil (The Young Ones) once said "You plant the seed, the seed grows, you harvest the seed....You plant the seed....." if only it was that simple!!!
montanum
Half Acre
Posts: 117
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Reply #33 on:
September 04, 2005, 09:37:29 »
I don't know nothing ,so surely I must know something.
Montanum
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From The Mountains
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September 04, 2005, 10:00:26 »
I'm so sad!! Said to hubbie,"Do you know any little, confusing one liners? Cos I don't", his repsonse? " You mean clever things......." ::) ::) ::) I will come up with one, I will, I will, I will.......Lottie ;D
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Palustris
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Posts: 4,360
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Reply #35 on:
September 04, 2005, 12:05:22 »
If sleeping dogs may lie then do they tell the truth when awake?
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Juliet
Half Acre
Posts: 231
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Reply #36 on:
September 04, 2005, 12:16:24 »
This statement is a lie.
(Think about it).
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Palustris
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Posts: 4,360
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Reply #37 on:
September 04, 2005, 12:43:25 »
I just got a stainless steel spade for my wife.
A fair swap I reckon!
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redimp
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Colonia Domitiana Lindensium, Flavia Caesariensis
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Reply #38 on:
September 04, 2005, 13:48:31 »
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
Sometimes too much drink is not enough.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Error, no keyboard -- press F1 to continue.
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Hard work has a future payoff. - Laziness pays off now.
What is a 'free' gift? - Aren't all gifts free?
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Old soldiers never die; young ones do.
If you're right 98% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%?
Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
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Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard drive?
All's well that ends.
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Lotty @ Lincoln (Lat:53.24, Long:-0.52, HASL:30m)
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Re: A Question?
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Reply #39 on:
September 04, 2005, 19:01:54 »
Well, that's me snookered Redclanger!! That's all of them! Will have to come up with cunning plan......Oh dear :-\ Lottie
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