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Palustris
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A Question?
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September 01, 2005, 20:07:39 »
Is auto-cannibalism self-defeating or is it just a pain?
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Re: A Question?
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September 01, 2005, 20:11:49 »
I know I'm walking into something here...But the compulsion is too great....I'll go with both and a really worried, Why????? Be gentle, Eric, I've been trying to train a sulky furby, **** things!
Lottie ;D
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Palustris
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Re: A Question?
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September 01, 2005, 20:17:00 »
Pedestrians Drive Slowly!. No they don't, they walk!
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Re: A Question?
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September 01, 2005, 20:26:00 »
I'm getting a real bad headache now!! And still walking into something, I just know it!! Very funny, but what's the connection with......AAHHHHHH Light has dawned!! LOL...doh! Lottie ::) ::) ::)
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Palustris
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Re: A Question?
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September 01, 2005, 21:11:55 »
Do you boil the kettle for tea?
No I boil the water in a kettle!
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Re: A Question?
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September 01, 2005, 21:55:07 »
;) Lottie ;D
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Carol
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Scottish Borders, Berwickshire
Re: A Question?
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September 01, 2005, 22:31:43 »
Radio Announcers, saying " I will see you tomorrow, same time, same place'
;) ;) ;) ;)
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Icyberjunkie
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Doh..I got a slug farm,a flea beetle heaven..doh!
Re: A Question?
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September 01, 2005, 23:10:49 »
"Police slow" .....so why do they complain if I drive fast
"Slow Accident"...really? Must drive faster in future
"Pedestrian Crossing" ....waited for ages but never saw one so gave up
"Pelican crossing"...now you really must be joking!!!! Will leave that to lottie to explain.... ;D
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Re: A Question?
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September 02, 2005, 07:51:20 »
Ahha! See I wouldn't fall for the pelican one, cos I know that they fly........ ::)! Got one from my son, "what do you call a car with no wig?" Me "But cars don't wear a wig, Hun??" Son " no really, mum, what do you call a car with no wig?"
" A car!!!!" Then son falls about floor laughing. Very proud! Very confused, but very proud! Lottie ;D ;D
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Palustris
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September 02, 2005, 08:28:29 »
People who live in glass houses should'nt!
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aquilegia
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September 02, 2005, 09:25:17 »
Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog it's too dark to read.
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September 02, 2005, 10:07:43 »
Take a shower without drawing the curtains..... And Aqui....Not you too!! Keeping thinking about reading in a dog now!! Ewwwww! Going to need to lie down in dark room for bit......... ;) Lottie ;D
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Multiveg
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Re: A Question?
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September 02, 2005, 11:41:14 »
Quote from: Palustris on September 02, 2005, 08:28:29
People who live in glass houses should'nt!
In Kitchen Garden mag a while back, there was an article on this bloke who lived in a polytunnel.
Did whatshisname, Blaine bloke, have any stones to throw when in that glass box hanging from crane - how about people outside throwing eggs?
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Palustris
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September 02, 2005, 12:06:03 »
Slow Children Playing.
Quick children are inside learning?
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Doris_Pinks
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Re: A Question?
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September 02, 2005, 12:11:41 »
Do cannibals get up from the table after everyone's eaten?
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September 02, 2005, 13:34:58 »
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aquilegia
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hello!
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Reply #16 on:
September 02, 2005, 13:38:49 »
All this talk of cannibalism reminds me of one of my all time favourite jokes (well - one of the three that I can remember anyway!)
One cannibal turns to the other cannibal and says "that clown tasted funny".
Now don't all laugh at once. :-\ (my delivery is even worse when I say it than when I type it!)
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dibberxxx
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The Mad One!
Re: A Question?
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September 02, 2005, 13:52:47 »
i thought i was funny aquilegia , but it did take me a moment to get it , i must be blond ;D ;D ;D
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Kerry
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Re: A Question?
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Reply #18 on:
September 02, 2005, 13:54:01 »
slow mud on road?
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Re: A Question?
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Reply #19 on:
September 02, 2005, 14:28:48 »
I never remember jokes!! But the furby came out with one this morning.........erm..............Bottoms!! Forgotten it! Lottie ;D
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