This is what?

[Flighty]

It's 3 1/2 feet long, straight and thicker than my arm and a very pale green.
My plot neighbour Joe has grown it but doesn't know what variety it is so I said that someone here is bound to know...aren't you!

   

[shirlton]

Just googled "White Squash" and it came up with white Lebanese summer squash or courgette. Don't know myself what it is.

[ceres]

I asked a similar question last year and it seems to be quite complicated to identify squashes - size shape and colour aren't enough apparently.  Jeannine's the expert - from memory she asked about leaf size and shape, hairy or not, vine or bush and size, how many sides the stem has.............

I'm growing something that looks a little bit similar but I think the shape is wrong - mine is a White Cushaw squash.

[Flighty]

Shirl whatever it is I reckon that it will get plenty of attention at our show on Saturday!
 
Ceres all a bit mindboggling by the sound of it!

[Barnowl]

I was going to suggest Lungho Bianco (courgette/squash) but the leaves look too small.

[landimad]

Not to sure what these veggies are but I thought this link may help.

http://www.thenibble.com/reviews/MAIN/vegetables/squash-glossary.asp

But then again with all the knowledge on here, you lot may see different.

[qahtan]

I would say it's an aubergine...... (egg plant)
 Do you just have the one or are there more on the way..... qahtan   

[Flighty]

Qahtan surely it's way too big and long for an aubergine! There's just the one on the plant.

[saddad]

The leaves are wrong too... 

[qahtan]

 We have whoppers over here,,,,,,,,,,,,, qahtan

[Flighty]

Qahtan lucky you!

[qahtan]

 
     ;-)))) ;-))))) ;-)))))    qahtan

[qahtan]

 Look in here,
 I would say leaves are same,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,qahtan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggplant

[Flighty]

Qahtan I looked there earlier.  I agree that the leaves are very similar but I think that it's a squash, possibly a curious light green variety Nice Long which turns pink on maturity.

[saddad]

I sit corrected... 

[qahtan]

If it is a squash , what a summer squash?, what you gonna do with it.

 Bet you sixpence though it's an aubergine.  lets see what you find out on saturday......

 Where the **** am I going to find sixpence if I am wrong.   ;-)))) qahtan

[saddad]

Silver or base metal? 

[Flighty]

Qahtan Joe has said that after the show he'll cut it up and give a piece to anyone who wants one.

[grawrc]

Are you sure it isn't one of those blind, predatory white slugs that appeared in Wales last year grown large and bloated from feasting on its peers?

[Flighty]

Grawc if it is it's not ticklish as we measured it this morning and it never stirred!