Corny joke challenge

[carolinej]

A challenge has been set on another thread for the corniest joke.

I have started this thread , so the pain can be confined to one area ;D

Feel free to join in, and add a groanometer reading from 1 - 1-, 10 being the worse, if you would like.

May the worst joke win!!

Here's an awful, old one to get you started.....

Q. What do you give a sick parrot?

A. Tweetment ;D

cj :)

[carolinej]

[DenBee]

8 groans out of 10 for that joke!  ;D

And on a related note, why can't you find any headache tablets in the jungle?

Because the parrots eat 'em all!!!

(Boom, boom - got to score a high mark on the groan-o-meter, that one  ;D )

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

drat, I was going to say that!

[DenBee]

And another one (my favourite).

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.

One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?"

(Waits to hear dropping of pennies  ;) )

[posie]

Denbee that's definitely an 8 on the groanometer!  That was terrible......

Man walks into a bar................
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OUCH!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

[carolinej]

Definately a lot of 8 scores there. I think I may give an 8.5 for the perch one, as it is very clever. Took me a while ??? ;D

Keep up the good work ;D ;D ;D

cj :)

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

two cannibals eating a clown

one says to the other -does this taste funny to you?

[markfield rover]

Two snowmen , one says to the other 'can you smell carrots?'

[carolinej]

oooooh, that was sooo bad I give it 8.5 ;D

cj :)

[posie]

Two nuns driving down the motorway, all of a sudden a vampire appears in front of their car.....the nuns screech to a halt and the one nun says to the other "Quick, show him your cross", out gets the other nun shouting "I'M VERY CROSS WITH YOU!!!"

;D

[star]

Two buckets of sick were walking down the road, one said to the other. "This is where I was brought up" :D

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

- what did the Irishman call his pet zebra?

- Spot

[star]

2 packets of crisps were offered a lift. They said "No thanks, we're Walkers"

[bison1947]

Why did a man have a fried egg on his head
Because the hard boiled one kept rolling off....

[Slug_killer]

How does a monkey make toast ?

By putting his bread under a gorilla,

[star]

Why did the dyslexic end up in a brothel?

He followed signs to the Warehouse ::)

[carolinej]

Wow, my cornyjokeometer is going off the scale ;D ;D ;D

Keep 'em coming. They are great.

cj :)

[carolinej]

Patient : Doctor, Doctor. I feel like everyone is ignoring me!

Doctor : Next!

;D

[betula]

A man had to have urgent treatment after a pencil punctured his lung.

Afterwards he said I could not draw breath :)

And I have finally got the parrot and fish joke ;D