A LITTLE POEM FOR YOU ALL

[Tee Gee]

I have a little Satnav

It sits there in my car

A Satnav is a driver's friend

It tells you where you are.


I have a little Satnav

I've had it all my life

It's better than the normal ones

My Satnav is my wife.


It gives me full instructions

Especially how to drive

"It's thirty miles an hour", it says

"You're doing thirty five".


It tells me when to stop and start

And when to use the brake

And tells me that it's never ever

Safe to overtake.


It tells me when a light is red

And when it goes to green

It seems to know instinctively

Just when to intervene.


It lists the vehicles just in front

And all those to the rear

And taking this into account

It specifies my gear.


I'm sure no other driver

Has so helpful a device

For when we leave and lock the car

It still gives its advice.


It fills me up with counselling

Each journey's pretty fraught

So why don't I exchange it

And get a quieter sort?


Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,

It washes all my shirts and things And -
keeps me warm in bed!


Despite all these advantages

And my tendency to scoff,

I do wish that once in a while

I could turn the damned thing off.

[Tee Gee]

[Borlotti]

Love it.

[Jayb]

Very good  ;D

[pumkinlover]

 ;D ;D ;D

[goodlife]

 ;D ;D ;D

[Digeroo]

Mega  ;D

[Poppy Mole]

Great!   ;D ;D ;D

[Paulines7]

Very very good.   ;D ;D ;D   My husband has a Sat Nav just like that and I bet he wishes he could switch me off! 

Why is it when a man is widowed or separates from his wife, his car insurance goes up by quite a lot?   They say it is because a man doesn't drive so fast if he has a woman sitting next to him.  My son decided to add his girlfriend to his insurance so she could use his car when he was at work.  He was expecting to pay extra for her to be on the policy and instead, he received a rebate.   ;D

[Jeannine]

I read this to my John and he said.... print it!!

XX Jeannine

[pumkinlover]

Just an observation but it is only us gals (I think) who have replied to this thread ;D ;D ;D