Having a Bad Day

[davyw1]

Think you are having a bad day?  Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section offorest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire.  The deceased malewas dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back,flippers, and face mask. A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but frommassive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positiveidentification.  Investigators then set about to determine how a fullyclothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off thecoast, some 20 miles from the forest.  The fire fighters, seeking to controlthe fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters withvery large dip buckets.  Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at thesite of the forest fire. You guessed it.  One minute our diver was making like Flipper in thePacific, the next, he was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300feet in the air. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. But, keep reading....    Still think you're having a bad day? A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in thekitchen.  While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped intogear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as itburst through the glass patio doors. His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut andbleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door.  She called for anambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down theseveral flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to herhusband. While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right themotorcycle and push it outside.  She also quickly blotted up the spilledgasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet. After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at theshattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.  He went intothe bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to hisbusiness.  About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husbandscreaming.  Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blownaway and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she once again phoned for anambulance.  The same paramedic crew was dispatched. As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance theyasked the wife how he had come to burn himself.  She told them.  Theystarted laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher dumping the husbandout.  He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm. Still having a bad day? Just remember, it could be worse!!! The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdes oil spillin Alaska was $80,000.  At a special ceremony, two of the most expensivelysaved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers andapplause from onlookers.  A minute later, in full view, a killer whale atethem both. Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waisttowards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadlycurrent, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in twoplaces.  Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigsto a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs brokeloose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.  The twohopeless protesters were trampled to death. What?! STILL having a bad day?? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.It came back with 'return to sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was hisbomb; he opened it and was blown to bits.   There now, feeling better?                                       No message is selected
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[davyw1]

[SamLouise]

LOL after the first few lines, it's easy to tell this is a fake story but here's your back up:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/scuba.asp

[petermich2009]

            I experience having a bad day but i try to be calm.

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