Name this plant

[Amazin]

Are you the policeman from Allo Allo?

[Amazin]

[Georgie]

cool I see more stupid posts by ollie ,rosebud and george.
I am sure glad you all have demonstrated you stupidity again.

Rhubarb Thrasher thanks for posting the only polite guess.

The answer will be posted on sept 25 to give ever one a chance to post what they think the plant type is.

So much hostility, tgg! No need to call someone stupid just cos they made a joke! Why oh why do you always make it personal? It's alright though, I forgive you!

Or because they laughed at a joke.  Can someone point me in the direction of the other stupid posts by George, please.  He sounds quite a character.   ;)

G x

[asbean]

in short FICUS ASHORTPLANK

I must be the stupidest person of the lot - it took me all of 10 minutes to get it (wonder if tgg got it?) then I fell off my chair laughing  :) ;) :D ;D :o :o :o :o :o ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

[Amazin]

Can someone point me in the direction of the other stupid posts by George, please.

Oh you don't wanna know, mate - a real dodgy geezer that one.

:o

[OllieC]

ollie you can tell jokes when you learn how to tell them. These forum are not proper place to act like a  fool you seem to want to be.  Come back after you learn to place nice with others.

Ha, you funny!!

[thegreatgardener]

asbean  I understood it was a joke but did not consider your antics to be funny.

But your handle I find very funny. How do you deal with nitrogen nodule build up. 

[lorna]

Amazin I know you are getting on a bit 108(?) just cast your mind back to "With a little help from my friend :)" and all will become clear.

[Amazin]

Oh, you mean THAT George? Oh yes, bl**dy good bloke!

Cheers Lorna

;)

[Jeannine]

Here we go again, hibernation was shorter than I expected.

George, come out and show yourself you bad lad/lass.

Roo, that was the funniest thing I have seen in ages, I am still laughing and at my age that is dangerous and I am not kidding.

Plant looks like a Stephanotis to me, used for weddings, but I am a squash grower so what would I know!!!

I love the daft guesses , come on Trixiebelle where are you!! Lets have some fun.

Ollie that was very subtle.

XX Jeannine

[Rhubarb Thrasher]

yes Asbean, please keep control of your Antics, and your Nodules if you don't mind

yes we need more of Jeannine's Common Sense And Reasonableness and some of Trixiebelle's Kick-Ass Bonkers-ness ( an unbeatable combination IMHO)

[asbean]

asbean  I understood it was a joke but did not consider your antics to be funny.

But your handle I find very funny. How do you deal with nitrogen nodule build up. 

I can't help it - it's the beans that I eat that have this effect on me  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

and please don't get personal - I DO NOT HAVE NODULES  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[Jeannine]

Ah bless.. I have some  spares you can have ..

[asbean]

I'm beginning to feel deprived (or is it depraved ??? ) 

[Robert_Brenchley]

Everyone's perfectly nice with everyone else. I wonder whether that's saying anything about a certain poster?

[Biscombe]

Leaves look too pointed and big for a Stephanotis Jeannie (I only know cos I have one!)  ;)

[jonny211]

I'm going to second vanilla.... sorry to be a copycat.

Ooh I can't wait until the 25th!!!

[Jeannine]

Hi Biscombe..see I told you I was no good with flowers.. actually  it does look  rather like an orchid I have not managed to kill off somehow.

XX Jeannine

[davyw1]

FOA AMAZIN

Will please kill that bloody carrot.

[rosebud]

OH DEAR, OH DEAR,
DAN, WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS TROLL.
WE SHALL ALL BEHAVE IF YOU GET RID.

[Jeannine]

Well done Rosebud..I simply cannot figure this out and believe me I have tried.