Corny joke challenge

[Lindsay]

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?


Big holes in the skirting board!   ::)

[Lindsay]

[Lindsay]

Another old one --

what do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A woolly jumper!

[posie]

A little boy asks his mum one day "Mum why do brides wear white?"
"Well son", says his mum, "it's to show to the world how good and kind and pure the bride is".
Not satisfied with this answer, the little boy goes to ask his dad, who replies - "Son, all kitchen appliances come in white."

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