OK time for a laugh.. You have three wishes to change the world

Started by Jeannine, July 28, 2007, 11:53:16

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Jeannine

July 28, 2007, 11:53:16
So you have been granted three wishes to change the world.

Assuming that  world peace, blight cured, no flooding and slugs eat weeds  are already granted automatically.................what else would you wish for?

XX Jeannine
When God blesses you with a multitude of seeds double  the blessing by sharing your  seeds with other folks.

Jeannine

July 28, 2007, 11:53:16
When God blesses you with a multitude of seeds double  the blessing by sharing your  seeds with other folks.

Froglegs

#1
July 28, 2007, 12:08:04
An 18 year old nymphomaniac who's dad got a pub. ;D

theothermarg

#2
July 28, 2007, 17:28:35
a man that doesn,t have to be told what i am feeling :D
marg
Tell me and I,ll forget
Show me and I might remember
Involve me and I,ll understand

shirlton

#3
July 28, 2007, 18:43:10
It would rain only at night. Wind only be allowed to blow gently so that it would not blow greenhouses away and kids would be the innocent little people that they used to be instead of vandalising our allotments
When I get old I don't want people thinking
                      "What a sweet little old lady"........
                             I want em saying
                    "Oh Crap! Whats she up to now ?"

ACE

#4
July 28, 2007, 19:49:08
To be 21  so I can go down the pub and have a pint and a cigar.

To be 45 so I can go down the pub and have a pint and a cigar.

Or even be 60 so I can go down the pub and have a pint and a cigar.

emmy1978

#5
July 28, 2007, 19:55:03
Shoes and handbags available on the NHS.
Pause button for family so I can read in peace.
A summer.
Don't throw paper away. There is no away.

Kepouros

#6
July 28, 2007, 22:34:59
Parents who taught their children the difference between right and wrong, and actually DID something about it when the kids misbehaved, instead of blaming the teachers, T.V., the Police, games manufacturers, the Local Authority, or anyone else they think they can shove their own responsibility onto.

Jeannine

#7
July 28, 2007, 22:42:02
Zero calorie foods available at reasonable prices that taste smashing.

A greenhouse big enough for all my wildest dreams.

The option to order the weather you need this week.

XX Jeannine

When God blesses you with a multitude of seeds double  the blessing by sharing your  seeds with other folks.

Rhubarb Thrasher

#8
July 29, 2007, 16:35:32
no frost after 1st April

Test Match Special on every day (with Brian Johnston)

whiskey 10 bob a bottle

OllieC

#9
July 29, 2007, 17:33:03
George Bush's head on a stick.
Cure for hangovers
Kids TV that doesn't make my eyes water.

lorna

#10
July 29, 2007, 17:46:14
Live long enough to see my 8 Grandchildren married or in a happy relationship.
Ditto for I Great Grandchild (should take me up to a 100!!)
To getting my garden to look how I dream it should be.

saddad

#11
July 29, 2007, 20:45:11
A long pergola for my lottie central path...
A cure for Dyslexia...
Real ale in all pubs again...
:-\

Wicker

#12
July 31, 2007, 00:05:04
To be 4 inches taller - means I wouldn't need to lose weight so a wish saved

To be able to sing - or at least carry a tune (I know all the words!!)

To have another 3 wishes - maybe less selfish ones this time ;)
Equality isn't everyone being the same, equality is recognising that being different is normal.

Froglegs

#13
August 01, 2007, 10:07:15
A lawn you cut every other year.

A privet hedge you cut every other year.

A new back.....the one i got is waring out.

Oh yeah and a summer hat that i don't look stupid in. :-[
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